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Ode to Somebody I'll Never Know


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Ode to Somebody I'll Never Know

Posted 12-17-2012 at 07:46 PM by Nemo
Updated 12-18-2012 at 12:02 PM by Nemo
You were in front of me in the queue,
Wearing shorts in the rain.
It was difficult not to stare at you.
(though tbh you looked pretty plain)

I'm glad you didn't go to the same film as me.
Cause you would've been a distraction.
You and your god damn muddy shoes and soccer shirt.

I wouldn't have been able to watch the movie.
It wouldn't have been nearly as much fun.
Just because of you and your socks smeared with dirt.
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Sekto Springs's Avatar
Of course I'm aware of it, and I'm always the first one to say how much I suck.
Posted 12-19-2012 at 07:49 PM by Sekto Springs

Strike Witch's Avatar
This is Nemo
He is a prick
He likes to masturbate
with a pizza-covered dick
Posted 12-19-2012 at 10:10 PM by Strike Witch

Nate's Avatar
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Of course I'm aware of it, and I'm always the first one to say how much I suck.
Well, don't include me with your suckiness. Unless you're talking literally, of course.
Posted 12-20-2012 at 02:38 AM by Nate

Sekto Springs's Avatar
Sucky sucky
Fi' dorra

Another poem. Trust me, it makes much more sense in Japanese.
Posted 12-20-2012 at 07:32 AM by Sekto Springs

OANST's Avatar
I would posrep that if I could.
Posted 12-20-2012 at 08:41 AM by OANST

Sekto Springs's Avatar
<3
Posted 12-20-2012 at 07:52 PM by Sekto Springs

mr.odd's Avatar
So what happens after we reach gen Z? Do we go back to gen A or what?
Posted 12-20-2012 at 10:06 PM by mr.odd

Bullet Magnet's Avatar
Yes. But the one after that is generation Б.
Posted 12-20-2012 at 10:15 PM by Bullet Magnet

Nepsotic's Avatar
Numbers would be easier.
Posted 12-20-2012 at 11:00 PM by Nepsotic

Phylum's Avatar
I really hope they loop through Cyrillic, just to hear an entire generation mispronounce Generation В.
Posted 12-20-2012 at 11:31 PM by Phylum

STM's Avatar
GENERATION PYCCNN.
Posted 12-21-2012 at 06:05 AM by STM

Mac Sirloin's Avatar
Whatever generation is responsible for the propogation of twitter is the worst one.
Posted 12-21-2012 at 06:58 AM by Mac Sirloin

STM's Avatar
#YOLOSWAG420HASHTAG
Posted 12-21-2012 at 10:40 AM by STM

Sekto Springs's Avatar
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#YOLOSWAG420HASHTAG
Finally a poem that rhymes.
Posted 12-21-2012 at 11:05 AM by Sekto Springs

STM's Avatar
that was totally on purpose.
Posted 12-21-2012 at 12:32 PM by STM

Nepsotic's Avatar
I get the Yolo thing, but what the fuck is swag?
Posted 12-21-2012 at 02:17 PM by Nepsotic

Sekto Springs's Avatar
I refuse to believe someone you don't know what SWAG means. It's the most frequently uttered term by the plebs who make up your age group.
Posted 12-21-2012 at 04:00 PM by Sekto Springs

STM's Avatar
I don't actually know what swag is, does it basically mean 'cool'?
Posted 12-21-2012 at 04:41 PM by STM

Wings of Fire's Avatar
More like suave.
Posted 12-21-2012 at 04:46 PM by Wings of Fire

Sekto Springs's Avatar
It's short for swagger, which can be defined simply as "walking with confidence". Swag refers to how good you are with the ladies and/or how much you have goin' for you. Means the same thing as "game" did in the 90's and early aughts (ie "you got game").
Posted 12-21-2012 at 05:18 PM by Sekto Springs

Nate's Avatar
I saw a guy on a dating site who had the only text on his profile 'Applicants must possess considerable amounts of swag'.

I didn't message him. Not because I don't actually have any swag, but because I figured he'd be a twat.
Posted 12-21-2012 at 05:33 PM by Nate

Bullet Magnet's Avatar
This language is completely new to me.

Swag will always be the name of the sack slung over the shoulder's of stripy-shirted burglars.
Posted 12-21-2012 at 06:02 PM by Bullet Magnet

Mr. Bungle's Avatar
I heard that the word "swag" came from an old acronym for "Secretly We Are Gay". I also I heard it means "Stuff We All Get", though I think that was just a Simpsons joke.
Posted 12-21-2012 at 06:03 PM by Mr. Bungle

Mac Sirloin's Avatar
As far as I know 'Swag' originates from one of those oblivious dogs dressed as people on The Jersey Shore. I think Muscle Joe Jersey said it, and then they threw it on t-shirts.
Posted 12-21-2012 at 06:22 PM by Mac Sirloin

Nepsotic's Avatar
That makes sense.
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I refuse to believe someone you don't know what SWAG means. It's the most frequently uttered term by the plebs who make up your age group.
Why the hell would I talk to people in my age group?
Posted 12-22-2012 at 02:46 AM by Nepsotic

Bullet Magnet's Avatar
He's got you there, Chris.
Posted 12-22-2012 at 10:49 AM by Bullet Magnet

Nate's Avatar
Does anyone else find that Nepsotic's attitude reminds them of Jacob's "I'm going to college" thread?

Does anyone other than me actually remember that thread?
Posted 12-22-2012 at 05:49 PM by Nate

Nepsotic's Avatar
I'm confused. Do you mean this one? http://www.oddworldforums.net/showthread.php?t=8778

Wow, that is an old thread.
Posted 12-22-2012 at 07:13 PM by Nepsotic

Mac Sirloin's Avatar
Did you know that backreading turns you into a filthy Dracula? DO NOT SPREAD THE VAMPIRUS.
Posted 12-22-2012 at 08:49 PM by Mac Sirloin

Mr. Bungle's Avatar
I find it appalling that Nep actually gives a shit about 10 year old threads on an obscure video game thread.
Posted 12-22-2012 at 09:09 PM by Mr. Bungle

 
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