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Crazier Than I Expected

Posted 12-10-2012 at 07:27 AM by OANST

So, Anna and I are no more. Within two weeks she was hinting at how much she wanted to get married, saying how her name would then be Anna Bell, showing me pictures of engagement rings, and liking them on facebook. She would tell me of dreams that she had where I asked her to marry me. I thought it was all very cute...until Monday.

Her ex boyfriend came back to town on Saturday, and started blowing her phone up. He was trying as hard as he could to get her back, and she was unfazed until he tried a marriage proposal. Everything went to shit then. This girl wanted to be married so hard that she was considering going back to a guy who has no car, no job, and literally knocked a few of her teeth out. She gave me an ultimatum. I told her that I won't play this game, that I love her, but we haven't spent enough time together for that, and that I'll make it easy for her. I broke up with her.

I changed my mind a few hours later, and told her she needs to get straight in her head who she wants to be with. We were back together for a few hours before I got a text saying that she can't do this, and will be by at some point to pick up her things. This was all Monday. She married her ex on Tuesday.

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	Jess is fucking batshit crazy. I mean, like holy shit, why are you yelling at me right now, crazy. Fuck me, man.
	Posted 12-11-2012 at 07:23 AM by OANST

	Oh, and holy shit, why are you yelling at me right now was closely followed by holy shit, why are you crying right now. I made her cry yesterday. And ummm, I didn't do anything.
	Posted 12-11-2012 at 07:29 AM by OANST

	If you're having this much bad luck with finding a new partner... Being single isn't all that bad. It's certainly a lot easier than this kind of thing. Maybe you'll run into someone stable and more long-term further down the track.
	Posted 12-11-2012 at 07:36 AM by DarkHoodness

	: It’s “‘cor blimey”, you limey. Lummy means 'love me' yah Scottish tit. I'm with DH, take a step back, smoke a fine cigar and pontificate a little before you throw yourself back into the gauntlet. Coz holy shit do you attract some insane poon!
	Posted 12-11-2012 at 08:47 AM by STM

But I do attract poon.

Honestly, I'm lonely. Abbey hasn't moved in yet, and I find myself going to bed at 7:00 just because I don't have anything else to do. I miss Anna, and I need something to fill the time. I'm not crazy lonely. There's no danger of me ending up like before, but I would still rather have a cute girl who is going to have sex with me yell at me for a bit, than go to bed at 7 p.m.

Posted 12-11-2012 at 08:54 AM by OANST

	Just invest in a blow-up doll, already.
	Posted 12-11-2012 at 09:46 AM by Sekto Springs

	That’s what Jess is, right? The yelling is just a really loud puncture. : Lummy means 'love me' yah Scottish tit. Where did this come from?
	Posted 12-11-2012 at 09:55 AM by Manco

	Sounds to me like STM is in greater need of a girlfriend than OANST.
	Posted 12-11-2012 at 10:12 AM by Sekto Springs

	: Where did this come from? Oh, perhaps I thought one of your previous comments was directed at me instead of someone else. You really should be clearer, Manco. ;P Hah, I don't need no girl pinning me down...unless she's into that I guess.
	Posted 12-11-2012 at 10:37 AM by STM

	What about pegging you down?
	Posted 12-11-2012 at 11:04 AM by Sekto Springs

	Sure, why not.
	Posted 12-11-2012 at 11:51 AM by STM

	STM gets points for keeping an open mind.
	Posted 12-11-2012 at 12:00 PM by Sekto Springs

	But loses them for calling me Scottish. I mean really.
	Posted 12-11-2012 at 01:18 PM by Manco

	I thought you were from Glasgow or something...now I wonder where I got the notion from.
	Posted 12-11-2012 at 03:15 PM by STM

	WoF used to live there, I think. Not me.
	Posted 12-11-2012 at 03:17 PM by Manco

	Your location at one point definitely said Scotland! I was waiting for another person who remembered it.
	Posted 12-11-2012 at 05:24 PM by Wings of Fire

	said Scotland
	Posted 12-11-2012 at 05:32 PM by Manco

	Once a Scot, always a Scot. A briny, ruddy, choleric Scot...
	Posted 12-11-2012 at 08:07 PM by Sekto Springs

	You should have used your smell ray to quiet her tears.
	Posted 12-12-2012 at 12:42 PM by Mac Sirloin

	I broke it off with crazy girl. She got a bit too crazy. She told me she loved me, and I was like, "That's it. You fuck off now."
	Posted 12-13-2012 at 11:19 AM by OANST

	I predict a new chick by Monday at the latest.
	Posted 12-13-2012 at 11:57 AM by Mr. Bungle

	I'm already talking to a few.
	Posted 12-13-2012 at 12:17 PM by OANST

	Right, I'm taking bets. I've got 5/1 odds he gets with a girl by next week and 10/1 he breaks it off before the new year, 15/1 he breaks it off within the new year. 20/1 her name starts with an 'R'...
	Posted 12-13-2012 at 01:53 PM by STM

	The most likely candidate starts with 'B' right now.
	Posted 12-13-2012 at 02:02 PM by OANST

	Aye, that's why R is 20/1...all right, 2/1 on B then. Haha.
	Posted 12-13-2012 at 02:07 PM by STM

	I've got 100/100 odds on 'Z' because I don't know how betting works.
	Posted 12-13-2012 at 11:02 PM by Mac Sirloin

	So, ummm.....did anyone have 'S'?
	Posted 12-15-2012 at 08:27 AM by OANST

	Well, I think this resolves the question of who's OWF's biggest slut.
	Posted 12-15-2012 at 03:47 PM by Nate

	I AM NOT A SLUT! I...just have sex a lot. Speaking of which, it would probably be a good idea for me to not keep taking all of them at their word that they don't have any STD's, and start wearing condoms. That might be smart. So, yeah. 'S' wins. The winner is 'S'.
	Posted 12-17-2012 at 07:39 AM by OANST Updated 12-17-2012 at 08:47 AM by OANST

	You owe me fiddy bucks. No, you owe me teeeeeeen bucks.
	Posted 12-17-2012 at 09:13 AM by STM

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