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Crazier Than I Expected

Posted 12-10-2012 at 07:27 AM by OANST
So, Anna and I are no more. Within two weeks she was hinting at how much she wanted to get married, saying how her name would then be Anna Bell, showing me pictures of engagement rings, and liking them on facebook. She would tell me of dreams that she had where I asked her to marry me. I thought it was all very cute...until Monday.

Her ex boyfriend came back to town on Saturday, and started blowing her phone up. He was trying as hard as he could to get her back, and she was unfazed until he tried a marriage proposal. Everything went to shit then. This girl wanted to be married so hard that she was considering going back to a guy who has no car, no job, and literally knocked a few of her teeth out. She gave me an ultimatum. I told her that I won't play this game, that I love her, but we haven't spent enough time together for that, and that I'll make it easy for her. I broke up with her.

I changed my mind a few hours later, and told her she needs to get straight in her head who she wants to be with. We were back together for a few hours before I got a text saying that she can't do this, and will be by at some point to pick up her things. This was all Monday. She married her ex on Tuesday.
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OANST's Avatar
teeeeeeeeeeen
Posted 12-17-2012 at 09:25 AM by OANST

STM's Avatar
High five.
Posted 12-17-2012 at 09:27 AM by STM

OANST's Avatar
Down low.
Posted 12-17-2012 at 09:41 AM by OANST

STM's Avatar
Grab your cock and away we go.
Posted 12-17-2012 at 10:08 AM by STM

OANST's Avatar
What's this yellow stuff?
Posted 12-17-2012 at 10:11 AM by OANST

STM's Avatar
Does it smell?
Posted 12-17-2012 at 10:22 AM by STM

OANST's Avatar
Oh Lord, yes.
Posted 12-17-2012 at 11:01 AM by OANST

STM's Avatar
I think it's normal. Best just leave it and see what happens.
Posted 12-17-2012 at 11:18 AM by STM

OANST's Avatar
Oh, I'm sorry. I was having sex right then. No, it doesn't smell. I just dropped some mustard.
Posted 12-17-2012 at 11:25 AM by OANST

STM's Avatar
WHORE!

You killed our moment you filthy slut.
Posted 12-17-2012 at 12:11 PM by STM

Queen Skillya's Avatar
Ex boyfriend with no car or job? Wow, what a loser! I hope she gets away from him soon!
Posted 12-28-2012 at 12:30 PM by Queen Skillya

Wings of Fire's Avatar
I'm an ex-boyfriend with no car or job and I resent that comment.
Posted 12-28-2012 at 03:34 PM by Wings of Fire

STM's Avatar
It's okay, WoF, I'll go out with you.
Posted 12-28-2012 at 05:30 PM by STM

OANST's Avatar
You're also in school, and probably never knocked any of your ex's teeth out. That puts you well above his station, dear WoF. Not having a car or job while also not attempting to better yourself is less endearing, I think.
Posted 12-31-2012 at 01:17 PM by OANST

 

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