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All jokes aside

Posted 11-29-2012 at 04:29 AM by Strike Witch
Joe is a really great friend and I'm really grateful for his friendship.

I wish he'd stop molesting me so much and molest Cammy more though.
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Sekto Springs's Avatar
Joe won't even post. What a stick in the mud.
Posted 11-30-2012 at 12:43 AM by Sekto Springs

Wings of Fire's Avatar
I don't know what to say.

Truly.
Posted 11-30-2012 at 02:13 AM by Wings of Fire

Crashpunk's Avatar
What the fuck is even going on.
Posted 11-30-2012 at 03:45 AM by Crashpunk

Sekto Springs's Avatar
Strike Witch is accusing Joe of rape.
Joe isn't denying it.
Cammy cannot be reached for comment.
He is presumed dead.
Posted 11-30-2012 at 09:19 AM by Sekto Springs

OANST's Avatar
I thought Strike Witch was pushing Joe to start a relationship with Cammy. Which is gross.
Posted 11-30-2012 at 09:47 AM by OANST

STM's Avatar
I thought it was like the Unholy Trinity, they were all the same person.
Posted 11-30-2012 at 10:42 AM by STM

Sekto Springs's Avatar
That... actually makes a lot of sense.
If Joe is a preening narcissist, it only makes sense that he would fabricate a female persona that was in a sexual relationship with him.
Where does Cammy fit into the equation? Does he represent his latent homosexuality?
Posted 11-30-2012 at 10:55 AM by Sekto Springs

Manco's Avatar
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a female persona that was in a sexual relationship with him.
You have a funny definition of friend.
Posted 11-30-2012 at 10:59 AM by Manco

Sekto Springs's Avatar
The word "molest" was used. I'm just playing along. Sexual relationship doesn't necessarily have a positive stigma in this fictional situation.
Posted 11-30-2012 at 11:08 AM by Sekto Springs

Nate's Avatar
Cammy is supposedly straight...
Posted 11-30-2012 at 04:49 PM by Nate

MA's Avatar
well at least we can all agree that Cammy's demise was both preferential and necessary.

good old Cammy. in death you united us all.
Posted 11-30-2012 at 04:54 PM by MA

Mr. Bungle's Avatar
I don't think I've ever even seen her/him post before. Why all the hubbub about Cammy?
Posted 11-30-2012 at 05:32 PM by Mr. Bungle

Manco's Avatar
I remember he posted once and it caused a bit of drama?
Posted 11-30-2012 at 06:12 PM by Manco

Nate's Avatar
Oh god. I knew the question marks were inevitable. I just hoped they'd take longer to begin.
Posted 11-30-2012 at 06:26 PM by Nate

Tired Glutton's Avatar
Question mark
Posted 11-30-2012 at 07:04 PM by Tired Glutton

T-nex's Avatar
What?
Posted 12-02-2012 at 05:56 AM by T-nex

STM's Avatar
Where?
Posted 12-02-2012 at 07:06 AM by STM

Varrok's Avatar
Who?
Posted 12-02-2012 at 07:07 AM by Varrok

T-nex's Avatar
We're doing it wrong. We're not supposed to ask proper questions.
Posted 12-02-2012 at 12:19 PM by T-nex

Varrok's Avatar
For how long?
Posted 12-02-2012 at 01:40 PM by Varrok

Ridg3's Avatar
Every time the question marks get used I read everything with an Australian accent. I don't know why.
Posted 12-02-2012 at 02:03 PM by Ridg3

Phylum's Avatar
Me too, although it could be argued that I read everything in an Australian accent.
Posted 12-02-2012 at 10:06 PM by Phylum

Strike Witch's Avatar
You're supposed to do it like this?

If you want to, that is?
Posted 12-02-2012 at 10:35 PM by Strike Witch

T-nex's Avatar
Am i?

Am i doing it right this time?
Posted 12-03-2012 at 01:00 AM by T-nex

Nate's Avatar
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Every time the question marks get used I read everything with an Australian accent. I don't know why.
I'm not entirely sure if this is a joke, or if you really don't know about the Australian Question Intonation.

Thankfully, I don't know anyone who uses the AQI. But then, I'm surrounded by a higher class of people.
Posted 12-03-2012 at 01:50 AM by Nate

Strike Witch's Avatar
I see? Sounds complicated?
Posted 12-03-2012 at 05:31 AM by Strike Witch

OANST's Avatar
Fucking hell?
Posted 12-03-2012 at 07:25 AM by OANST

 

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