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Ah, Middle Aged Love

Posted 11-05-2012 at 07:38 AM by OANST
Those of you on my Facebook probably know that I have a new girlfriend. I had some interest in, and had begun dating a few different people, but realized within two dates that one of them really stood out to me as someone I would like to be with. Her name is Anna, and she is everything I'm not. In no way is she my type, and in no way am I hers, but for some reason when we are together it is perfect.

Her favorite music consists of Tupac, and Mary J. Blige. She likes Nickelback, and chick flicks, and has the most ridiculous habit of refusing to look at the television if she thinks something bad is going to happen. It would be impossible to watch a horror movie with her. She just plain would never look at the tv. When going to the bar she is loud, everyone's best friend, and everyone's worst enemy. I thought she was going to make me get in a fight with someone about five times, but thankfully it never came to that. Mostly, because after pissing the people off they see almost immediately that she is just harmlessly having fun, and then the situation diffuses itself. She also never stops talking. Unless she's sleeping. Then she stops. Other than that, she never stops.

She is also sweet, intelligent, hard working, and goddamn adorable. I laugh more with her, and harder than with anyone I've ever met. We click so hard for being exact opposites that it's just ridiculous. I find myself wanting to spend every free second with her, and my knees go weak every time she opens her door, and her face beams with a smile when she sees me. She calls me twenty times a day, and texts me about a hundred, and keeps me up until 4 a.m. every goddamn night. I don't know how I managed to find this, but I've never really felt like this about someone before. I loved April, but I don't know that I was ever really in love with her. I unfortunately don't think I ever loved Shannon at all, and had I not been in the most confused place in my life ever I would have never been in a relationship with her in the first place, and I feel terrible about the way I hurt her.

But Anna.......This crazy, loud almost ghetto acting girl with bad taste in music, I think I'm falling in love with.





Oh, and the sex is unbelievable. It's the kind where once it's over you just lay tangled up in each other's arms for about half an hour unable to move.
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Manco's Avatar
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Oh, and the sex is unbelievable. It's the kind where once it's over you just lay tangled up in each other's arms for about half an hour unable to move.
Gives you time to catch your breath, old timer.
Posted 11-05-2012 at 08:55 AM by Manco

STM's Avatar
Let's not forget time to pop some more viagra to get the old machine pumping again.

In seriousness, congrats mate.
Posted 11-05-2012 at 09:07 AM by STM

OANST's Avatar
Ohhh, that's one issue I don't have. I tend to have the opposite problem. I made a blog about it once, I think.

It feels weird that we've only been dating a little over a week. There is such a familiarity, and comfort between us already. And as much as I hate saying goodbye to her, the last few days' goodbyes have had this awesome awkwardness, as we both look at each other like there is just one more thing that's supposed to be said before we part, but neither has quite worked up the courage to blurt out yet.
Posted 11-05-2012 at 09:37 AM by OANST

Varrok's Avatar
Does she know about your secret life at OWF?
Posted 11-05-2012 at 09:43 AM by Varrok

OANST's Avatar
No. Christ no. I'm keeping this place a secret from now on.
Posted 11-05-2012 at 09:46 AM by OANST

Wings of Fire's Avatar
So we should all comment bomb 'Mathew Bell zoophilia' then?
Posted 11-05-2012 at 10:15 AM by Wings of Fire

Varrok's Avatar
'Those of them on his Facebook' may just spam his wall about things that happen at OWF
Posted 11-05-2012 at 10:24 AM by Varrok

OANST's Avatar
Oh, and while I may be old, and gross, she just turned 27.
Posted 11-05-2012 at 10:29 AM by OANST

Wings of Fire's Avatar
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'Those of them on his Facebook' may just spam his wall about things that happen at OWF
'Great Zoophilia thread we had today Matty! Loved your comment! xxx'
Posted 11-05-2012 at 10:32 AM by Wings of Fire

OANST's Avatar
You people are cunts. Every one of you.

That's why I love you.
Posted 11-05-2012 at 10:35 AM by OANST

MeechMunchie's Avatar
So Anna's a cunt?
Posted 11-05-2012 at 11:05 AM by MeechMunchie

OANST's Avatar
You watch your mouth, boy.
Posted 11-05-2012 at 11:08 AM by OANST

Ridg3's Avatar
Half an hours rest for five minutes work? Goodness.

Seriously though, it's good that you found someone that makes you cheesy rather than someone to fill the empty.
Posted 11-05-2012 at 11:22 AM by Ridg3

OANST's Avatar
I like being cheesy.
Posted 11-05-2012 at 11:37 AM by OANST

Ridg3's Avatar
I like you being cheesy, too.
Posted 11-05-2012 at 11:42 AM by Ridg3

Nepsotic's Avatar
Congragulations, but now that you're happy, it doesn't mean you'll start getting nicer, right? I don't want that to happen.
Posted 11-05-2012 at 12:01 PM by Nepsotic

OANST's Avatar
I doubt it.
Posted 11-05-2012 at 12:02 PM by OANST

Varrok's Avatar
As long as there are people like Nep here, OANST will still act in a mean way to them
Posted 11-05-2012 at 12:07 PM by Varrok

T-nex's Avatar
You sound excited ^^ Its like you radiate when you talk about her. Im really happy for you

I find it interesting that we can fall in love with the least likely candidate. Happened to me too... Its just odd.
But great. And I hope you guys will more of less be great together for years to come
Posted 11-05-2012 at 12:43 PM by T-nex

Crashpunk's Avatar
She sounds like a really nice girl, Congrats! I'm happy for you.
Posted 11-05-2012 at 01:12 PM by Crashpunk

OANST's Avatar
I'm sick of your goddamn sarcasm.
Posted 11-05-2012 at 01:19 PM by OANST

MA's Avatar
fucking brilliant mate. great to hear.
Posted 11-05-2012 at 03:09 PM by MA

OANST's Avatar
You too, cocksucker!
Posted 11-05-2012 at 03:26 PM by OANST

Nate's Avatar
You're at least five years off being middle aged. Probably ten.

Other than that, congrats.
Posted 11-05-2012 at 06:30 PM by Nate

OANST's Avatar
I'm trying my hardest, Nate.
Posted 11-05-2012 at 06:33 PM by OANST

Nate's Avatar
You're trying your hardest to be older than you actually are?
Posted 11-05-2012 at 06:52 PM by Nate

OANST's Avatar
I don't know, man. What the fuck are you making me explain a joke for, you wet blanket?
Posted 11-05-2012 at 06:54 PM by OANST

Nate's Avatar
I'm not trying to explain it. I'm trying to get it. Because I have no conjugal idea what you're trying to say.
Posted 11-06-2012 at 02:51 AM by Nate

Jordan's Avatar
That whole post made me buttcringe.

In a good way. Happy for you!
Posted 11-06-2012 at 04:14 AM by Jordan

Nepsotic's Avatar
Weren't you getting really pissed off last night because she was beating you at something?
Posted 11-06-2012 at 07:18 AM by Nepsotic

 

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