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Ah, Middle Aged Love

Posted 11-05-2012 at 08:38 AM by OANST
Those of you on my Facebook probably know that I have a new girlfriend. I had some interest in, and had begun dating a few different people, but realized within two dates that one of them really stood out to me as someone I would like to be with. Her name is Anna, and she is everything I'm not. In no way is she my type, and in no way am I hers, but for some reason when we are together it is perfect.

Her favorite music consists of Tupac, and Mary J. Blige. She likes Nickelback, and chick flicks, and has the most ridiculous habit of refusing to look at the television if she thinks something bad is going to happen. It would be impossible to watch a horror movie with her. She just plain would never look at the tv. When going to the bar she is loud, everyone's best friend, and everyone's worst enemy. I thought she was going to make me get in a fight with someone about five times, but thankfully it never came to that. Mostly, because after pissing the people off they see almost immediately that she is just harmlessly having fun, and then the situation diffuses itself. She also never stops talking. Unless she's sleeping. Then she stops. Other than that, she never stops.

She is also sweet, intelligent, hard working, and goddamn adorable. I laugh more with her, and harder than with anyone I've ever met. We click so hard for being exact opposites that it's just ridiculous. I find myself wanting to spend every free second with her, and my knees go weak every time she opens her door, and her face beams with a smile when she sees me. She calls me twenty times a day, and texts me about a hundred, and keeps me up until 4 a.m. every goddamn night. I don't know how I managed to find this, but I've never really felt like this about someone before. I loved April, but I don't know that I was ever really in love with her. I unfortunately don't think I ever loved Shannon at all, and had I not been in the most confused place in my life ever I would have never been in a relationship with her in the first place, and I feel terrible about the way I hurt her.

But Anna.......This crazy, loud almost ghetto acting girl with bad taste in music, I think I'm falling in love with.





Oh, and the sex is unbelievable. It's the kind where once it's over you just lay tangled up in each other's arms for about half an hour unable to move.
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OANST's Avatar
We played Sorry until 5:00 a.m. I won once.
Posted 11-06-2012 at 08:51 AM by OANST

STM's Avatar
The best thing is you didn't even need a club...
Posted 11-06-2012 at 11:21 AM by STM

Nate's Avatar
I saw a photo of you and her on Facebook. How the hell do you keep getting these hot girls?

Teach me, oh wise master.
Posted 11-06-2012 at 01:55 PM by Nate

OANST's Avatar
Intimidation, and weaponry.
Posted 11-06-2012 at 01:59 PM by OANST

Nate's Avatar
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Intimidation, and weaponry.
In your pants?
Posted 11-06-2012 at 02:00 PM by Nate

STM's Avatar
Cor she is indeed, very well done you devil. ;D

It's all that weight you lost, you're sexy again.
Posted 11-06-2012 at 02:09 PM by STM

OANST's Avatar
I hate that picture of me, actually. I look so much like my dad in it. It's really weird.

But yes, my pants weaponry. That's definitely it.
Posted 11-06-2012 at 02:16 PM by OANST

OddjobAbe's Avatar
Well done.

I know how to bust a gut.
Posted 11-06-2012 at 02:33 PM by OddjobAbe

Mr. Bungle's Avatar
Cor
Posted 11-07-2012 at 02:43 AM by Mr. Bungle

OANST's Avatar
I'll post a few pics, and then stop squeeing all over the place.

Anna showing off her new coat.

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Anna pouting about something. She's a pouter. It's adorable.

Photobucket
Posted 11-07-2012 at 08:24 AM by OANST

Varrok's Avatar
What's that hairy purple thing in the second picture at the bottom right?
Posted 11-07-2012 at 08:46 AM by Varrok

OANST's Avatar
McDonalds My Little Pony toy. At least I know that if Nepsotic ever masturbates to that picture it won't be over my girlfriend.
Posted 11-07-2012 at 08:59 AM by OANST

Varrok's Avatar
Unless she's using it to... you know
Posted 11-07-2012 at 09:20 AM by Varrok

Nepsotic's Avatar
Hey, I didn't know they still made them! They must be new ones, the other ones they did looked more pony-like. Anyway, nice girlfriend. In a friendly way.
Posted 11-07-2012 at 11:21 AM by Nepsotic

Mr. Bungle's Avatar
What is her tat? she really is hardcore gangsta rap 24/7, isn't she?

Where does she hide her glock?
Posted 11-07-2012 at 03:41 PM by Mr. Bungle

Xavier's Avatar
Nice catch man, glad to hear you found true happyness.
Posted 11-08-2012 at 03:53 AM by Xavier

OANST's Avatar
Her cock is harder than yours will ever be, Bungle.
Posted 11-08-2012 at 07:01 AM by OANST

 

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