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Major Changes

Posted 10-12-2012 at 07:45 AM by OANST
As of today, I am officially single. I am also officially homeless, but that's only for a few weeks. I can hack it.
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Wil's Avatar
Those are indeed quite major changes. Where will you be living while homeless? And just as important, how are you feeling about all this? Joyous I hope, but suspect otherwise.
Posted 10-12-2012 at 07:57 AM by Wil

Varrok's Avatar
Shit, now I will feel bad every time I insult you
Posted 10-12-2012 at 08:13 AM by Varrok

OANST's Avatar
This isn't depressing for me. This was my decision.
Posted 10-12-2012 at 08:18 AM by OANST

Varrok's Avatar
Fine, you big, (still) fat homeless guy
Posted 10-12-2012 at 08:20 AM by Varrok

Nepsotic's Avatar
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Shit, now I will feel bad every time I insult you
You really think OANST would be affected by your insults?
Posted 10-12-2012 at 08:25 AM by Nepsotic

OANST's Avatar
Any insults passed my way from approximately Feb. 2011 through Dec. 2011 probably would have sent me into a deeper spiraling depression. All other times times they are seen as a challenge. AND I PUSH HARDER!
Posted 10-12-2012 at 08:34 AM by OANST

T-nex's Avatar
In the butt.
Posted 10-12-2012 at 08:42 AM by T-nex

OANST's Avatar
That really hurt.
Posted 10-12-2012 at 08:42 AM by OANST

Jordan's Avatar
Wanna come live in my wardrobe?
Posted 10-12-2012 at 08:43 AM by Jordan

OANST's Avatar
Yes. What's your address?
Posted 10-12-2012 at 08:53 AM by OANST

Jordan's Avatar
You have to look for me, that's part of the fun in this game.
Posted 10-12-2012 at 09:13 AM by Jordan

STM's Avatar
If I lived in Detroit I'd put you up. I don't though so you'll just have to find a nice spacious cardboard box. Avoid the crap areas if you gotta live rough. Though that's about 97% of Detroit. ;D
Posted 10-12-2012 at 09:16 AM by STM

OANST's Avatar
I have a perfectly good 95 Ford Taurus to live in.
Posted 10-12-2012 at 09:18 AM by OANST

Wings of Fire's Avatar
And the young daughter you have legal custody of?
Posted 10-12-2012 at 09:31 AM by Wings of Fire

Bullet Magnet's Avatar
A Ford Taurus with WiFi?
Posted 10-12-2012 at 09:33 AM by Bullet Magnet

Sekto Springs's Avatar
I didn't think you and Shannon would work out from day one (you are referring to Shannon, right?). I think you knew that as well, though.

And yes, what about Abbey? Is she going to stay with someone until you get back on your feet?

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A Ford Taurus with WiFi?
He can just park really close to a Starbucks.
Posted 10-12-2012 at 10:11 AM by Sekto Springs
Updated 10-12-2012 at 10:19 AM by Sekto Springs

OANST's Avatar
I talked to my stepdad, and I can stay with him again until I move into my apartment, which I will move into on Nov. 1st.
Posted 10-12-2012 at 10:20 AM by OANST

Daxter King's Avatar
Until then I'm sure the Taco Bell parking lot would love to have you back.
Posted 10-12-2012 at 10:33 AM by Daxter King

OANST's Avatar
Oh, fuck you.
Posted 10-12-2012 at 10:38 AM by OANST

Havoc's Avatar
Surely there's plenty of boarded up houses in Detroit to stay in for a while?

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Until then I'm sure the Taco Bell parking lot would love to have you back.
Ow, that's low.
Posted 10-12-2012 at 10:53 AM by Havoc

Sekto Springs's Avatar
They're usually already occupied by crackheads.
Posted 10-12-2012 at 11:13 AM by Sekto Springs

MeechMunchie's Avatar
I'm not very good at saying things, so I'll just say gud leck.

I mean good luck. Shit.
Posted 10-12-2012 at 11:14 AM by MeechMunchie

Mr. Bungle's Avatar
Just move to a trailer park, and the Ricky transfor mation will be complete. Scratch that, you're too intelligent to be him.

Just don't grow dope outta your car. Actually, that's probably pretty regular in Detroit.
Posted 10-12-2012 at 11:27 AM by Mr. Bungle

Nate's Avatar
Just as I clicked the link on this blog, my phone was loading a profile on a gay dating site of a guy who looked just like you. Take of that what you will.
Posted 10-12-2012 at 04:55 PM by Nate

MeechMunchie's Avatar
Nate is lonely lol
Posted 10-13-2012 at 03:11 AM by MeechMunchie

Nate's Avatar
I am, actually. Thanks for reminding me.
Posted 10-13-2012 at 04:24 AM by Nate

Slog Bait's Avatar
Would you like a hug through the internet

This is a thing I can provide.
Posted 10-13-2012 at 04:48 AM by Slog Bait

Nate's Avatar
Only if you're wearing pants.
Posted 10-13-2012 at 05:08 AM by Nate

Slog Bait's Avatar
I swear on my life I am definitely wearing pants this exact moment.

Here, have an abundance of hugs through the internet and pretend they're all me.
Posted 10-13-2012 at 05:17 AM by Slog Bait

MA's Avatar
i don't know if this makes me a bad person but Dax, that really made me fucking laugh. i wasn't expecting it.

good luck, OANST. sounds like you've got things planned out. i have a gut feeling this may be an upward spiral, like most life-changing decisions. a new you to do whatever the fuck you want.

look after yourself.
Posted 10-13-2012 at 05:24 AM by MA

 

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