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AG: I don't see how we're supposed to 8e 8ecoming friends if you recoil from my olive 8ranch like I'm twitching a mummified 8ovine phallus in your direction.
CG: BECOMING FRIENDS, WHAT THE FUCK.
CG: WE WILL NEVER BE FRIENDS, MORON.

AG: Not even h8 friends?
CG: NO. MORE LIKE TWITCHY EYED PROJECTILE VOMITING IN UTTER DISGUST FRIENDS, WHILE I PERFORATE MY BONE BULGE WITH A CULLING FORK.
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Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....

Posted 05-30-2008 at 04:41 PM by scrab queen
I....I wanted to write something....but I forgot what it was....

Let's talk about....um....

I farted?

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OddYouko's Avatar
I hate when that happens..you're gonna say or do something then your mind goes blank. It happens to me a lot. O_o

And after you farted did it explode?
Posted 05-30-2008 at 05:02 PM by OddYouko

scrab queen's Avatar
No, but it did act as a little sister repellant for a bit, so that made me happy.

The only human I know who can explode thier farts is Howard Stern.
Posted 05-30-2008 at 06:04 PM by scrab queen

Wings of Fire's Avatar
Women admitting to expulsion of bodily gas?

O.O Whatever is the world coming to?
Posted 05-30-2008 at 06:06 PM by Wings of Fire

Mac Sirloin's Avatar
LOL SO RANDUM xD

Die.
Posted 05-31-2008 at 12:06 AM by Mac Sirloin

scrab queen's Avatar
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Women admitting to expulsion of bodily gas?

O.O Whatever is the world coming to?
AN END
Posted 05-31-2008 at 12:26 AM by scrab queen

Oddey's Avatar
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AN END
A new begining if you think about it technically. And I quote
:
Life will find a way.
From Jurrasic Park. That was purely random.

Another random note, I want the NES.
Posted 05-31-2008 at 11:10 AM by Oddey

used:)'s Avatar
You lie. Girls don't fart.
Posted 05-31-2008 at 06:42 PM by used:)

Mac Sirloin's Avatar
Fucking Jesus you two piss me off.
Posted 05-31-2008 at 06:52 PM by Mac Sirloin

 

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