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Cloning T-nex.

Posted 08-18-2012 at 08:45 AM by gishygleb
Updated 08-18-2012 at 12:14 PM by gishygleb
She was licking her cunning stunt and mumbling. The strawberry was really sweat. :P(:)---- Ahh - she shouted. She fell in yuri love with her girlfriend.
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Laser's Avatar
What the fuck did I just read
Posted 08-18-2012 at 08:45 AM by Laser

Alf Shall Rise's Avatar
hot
Posted 08-18-2012 at 08:51 AM by Alf Shall Rise

Crashpunk's Avatar
Isn't that Jenny's Sig?
Posted 08-18-2012 at 09:12 AM by Crashpunk

After that they married and had love every night. They loved strawberries. But that was pathetic. And soon they filled their 80085 with strawberries and fed each other with strawberry milk.
Posted 08-18-2012 at 09:14 AM by gishygleb
Updated 08-18-2012 at 09:21 AM by gishygleb

Varrok's Avatar
The End
Posted 08-18-2012 at 09:25 AM by Varrok

The story was about T-nex's two clones (how polite!). They also mutated and bore 256 girls.
Posted 08-18-2012 at 09:30 AM by gishygleb
Updated 08-18-2012 at 09:46 AM by gishygleb

STM's Avatar
Please dear God the end.
Posted 08-18-2012 at 09:30 AM by STM

This created the computer systems with the Matrix. Soon the Matrix fell in love wth Intel Core 2
Duo CPU and was destroyed. The girls were free and morphed into boys. But boys were asexual, so there was bo future for them. But... T-nex's clones were created and this time they were male. Everything repeated but in yaoi love. This time it created bisexual humanity and the world was saved.
The End.

P.S. male clones bore asexual boys, who morphed into girls. Then transsexual clones were created, who bore bisexual girls and boys.
Posted 08-18-2012 at 09:30 AM by gishygleb
Updated 08-18-2012 at 09:46 AM by gishygleb

Varrok's Avatar
OANST has no idea what he has created
Posted 08-18-2012 at 09:51 AM by Varrok

Manco's Avatar
the first documented case of a man breaking someone through the internet
Posted 08-18-2012 at 09:53 AM by Manco

Nepsotic's Avatar
I don't know, Sekto fucked me over with the Ponies pretty bad.

Is this what Oddworld fanfiction is like?
Posted 08-18-2012 at 09:55 AM by Nepsotic

Varrok's Avatar
Oddworld fanfiction is definitely not like fucking you over with the ponies pretty bad.
Posted 08-18-2012 at 10:01 AM by Varrok

Laser's Avatar
Man I didn't even think it could get any weirder.
Posted 08-18-2012 at 11:00 AM by Laser

STM's Avatar
He's from Ukraine. It's all the radiation messing with his brain.
Posted 08-18-2012 at 11:19 AM by STM

Nepsotic's Avatar
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Oddworld fanfiction is definitely not like fucking you over with the ponies pretty bad.
Sounds hot.
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He's from Ukraine. It's all the radiation messing with his brain.
And guess who else is from Ukraine.

You know? That annoying bitch from that terrible film?
Posted 08-18-2012 at 11:25 AM by Nepsotic
Updated 08-18-2012 at 11:28 AM by Nepsotic

My parents are not from Ukraine. They just work here. Also, I am a mathematical jerk. My brain isn't messed up, sorry.
Posted 08-18-2012 at 11:31 AM by gishygleb

STM's Avatar
Nope, you're messed up. Really.
Posted 08-18-2012 at 11:57 AM by STM

The same for you. Don't like a blog? Go away.
Posted 08-18-2012 at 12:08 PM by gishygleb

Sekto Springs's Avatar
I'm the only one here who has legitimately had sex with T-nex and even I don't post this shit.

But I totally should.
Posted 08-18-2012 at 12:17 PM by Sekto Springs

A new hot story about Sekto? Better no.
Posted 08-18-2012 at 12:21 PM by gishygleb

Laser's Avatar
This blog gets weirder and weirder with every title change
Posted 08-18-2012 at 12:28 PM by Laser

STM's Avatar
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I'm the only one here who has legitimately had sex with T-nex and even I don't post this shit.

But I totally should.
Bit of shameless self-justification there?
Posted 08-18-2012 at 12:59 PM by STM

Mr. Bungle's Avatar
You are one strange motherfucker.
Posted 08-18-2012 at 01:24 PM by Mr. Bungle

Crashpunk's Avatar
Yeah you need help.

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I'm the only one here who has legitimately had sex with T-nex and even I don't post this shit.

But I totally should.
Pics or it didn't happen

it's a joke
Posted 08-18-2012 at 01:37 PM by Crashpunk

Jordan's Avatar
Crashpunk you're looking more sexually frustrated with each post.

it's a joke
Posted 08-18-2012 at 01:42 PM by Jordan

OddjobAbe's Avatar
He's still probably thinking about that girl from the Lakes.

beyond a joke
Posted 08-18-2012 at 01:56 PM by OddjobAbe

Sekto Springs's Avatar
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Pics or it didn't happen


Look how happy she is.
Posted 08-18-2012 at 02:16 PM by Sekto Springs

STM's Avatar
THAT'S NOT SEX.

WE WANT TO SEE SEX, Ozzy.
Posted 08-18-2012 at 02:24 PM by STM

Sekto Springs's Avatar
Sorry. Boundaries.
Posted 08-18-2012 at 02:26 PM by Sekto Springs

STM's Avatar
Didn't happen.
Posted 08-18-2012 at 02:32 PM by STM

 






 
 
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