Revelations

I thought you were going to give us a religious lecture.

He was. You just don't get it.

Or, to be more precise:
see how can be done?

I think it's spelt, proonz.

It's more of a parable, really. The parable of the raisin extremities.

And the Lorded looketh upon His prooz, and He saw that they were good.

CHAPTER V

After relaxeth-ing in thy batheth. Thy lord lookedeth uponeth his proonz, and saw thy fingers againeth.

May he find peace after sinking in his bath using his proonz

And the proonz pleaseth the Lord, and He gaveth unto the proonz all the lands of the bath, which were called Bath. So sayeth the Lord.

And the lord saw how could be done.

Amen.

Our Father,
Who art in the Bath,
Hallowed be thy name,
Thy suds will come,
Thy will be done,
In the Bath as it is on the shitter.
Give us this day our daily soap,
And forgive us not our trespasses,
As we forgive those who trespass against us,
And lead us not into the shower,
But deliver us from dirt.

And may we find peace.

The water moves like tides crashing against a pebble beach of dreams, where every stone is a wish and every throw an oppurtunity. Then if you sit in the sea of enlightenment you shall receive the Almighty Raisin fingers.

Only when written by Lorne Lanning.

When are we going to get the rep system implemented into blog comments?

E: And when are we going to get that error fixed? On every PC I've been on, every time I post a comment, it takes me to the "Please lengthen your post to at least 1 characters" page.

I have to press back and post again, then it works.

Assuming a rep system for blogs was ever planned for implementation.

And that's just you. No one else has that problem.

STM's right. Alcar fixed that problem years ago.

Just write comments longer than 1 character
*being helpful*

...to create 256 bisexual people, write comments longer than 1 character.

OANST fucked him up pretty bad, huh?
No seriously, I count 5 different PC's including my own which have that problem, it must be my account, but I can't see how that's possible.

God hates you?

I have no religion. My god is Orochi. [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hs3cjk1MSTU[/url]

If your god is Orochi, you do have a religion.

It's my pseudo-god. I am an atheist. If I was a fanatic, I would be a budhaist.

Bit harsh?
Probably true, though. If he was real, he would hate me.

Don't worry. C'thulhu hates everybody.

But he said he likes me!

Chtulhu likes playing Magicka.

He lied Varrok. He wants to fuck your shit up.

HE LIED ME?!

Also, what does it mean? D:

He wants to fuck you.

God wants to fuck Varrok.