You know what we should Do?

Oh, and if you're wondering why I said 'we' are hosting? It's because I'm a moocher. A moocher meeching of Mooch Munchies! =D

Oh no, MM's blog is pushed down to the bottom of Latest Blog Entries! O:

I anticipate the inevitable American Oddtour where we all go to Applebees.

Not America. Englan. London. Fuck, man.

I wish London wasn't so far away.

I hate London.

London hates you.

No sheep, I suppose.

I hate Wales.

I hate whales

I hate Welsh Whales.

@ Dax Golden Corral or bust

I like busts

Wait, are you actually doing that? Or is it just a pisstake?

Pisstake, most likely.

I never said anything of the sort, and also happen to know that STM is just back from a night down the boozer.

In fact, I saved the chatlog just in case such a situation might arise:

Golgotha: by the by, and I think you and I should host Oddtour
Golgotha: ^ sudden dramatic subject change
Sr. Meechio: what a great idea, two hosts who can't go anywhere 18+
Golgotha: legally
Golgotha: I'm going to the pub tonight, if you can't get served that'd your own darn problem
Golgotha: you know what's my problem, I type too fast and can't spell for shit
Golgotha: and also, text walls
Golgotha: because I never manage to say everything I want to in one go
Golgotha: I have to write like 10 seperate chat lines to express one passing thought
Golgotha: like that
Golgotha: so in conclusion
Golgotha: let's do it
Golgotha: we can invite everyone back to your house
Sr. Meechio: to be fair, I do look about 20 because of the 'burns
Golgotha: bollocks
Golgotha: you look like a pasty faced manchild with bum fluff on his top lip
Golgotha: I mean, sure
Golgotha: I apologise preemptively by the way in case this topic becomes a drunk blog later tonight
Sr. Meechio: i'm going to Sweden next week
Golgotha: We'll do it in two weeks Sherlock
Sr. Meechio: placement of your imaginary parties are not my primary concern
Golgotha: please, if you don't get an invite I know it'll destroy you

Pssh!

No but seriously. Don't all turn up at MM's house.

But now I got the ticket and all And spent a lot of time stalking MM's address.... Expect me in 2 weeks! >: ( ... I'll bring fruitcake

Ooh, if there's fruitcake involved, I'm there!

By which I mean the fruitcake that is baked in an oven and leaves crumbs when eaten.

So this is in London, Ontario?

Why don't you all just come to Eurogamer Expo?

Is it in London?

I'll have to think of an alternate alias.

Widan Aallace...

It is.

http://www.eurogamer.net/expo/location

I'm presuming JAW are there?

We'll have to make a big "We ♥ Wil" banner.

I'm holding you to that!

What date are you there? Since this is probably my longest holiday for the next decade, I'd like to squeeze you in somewhere.*

*No! Bad Wil!

Aww. I wanna go

Would I be able to get to London and back with £22.75?

I don't think you could stand silently on a street corner without spending at least twice that.

That's why I don't go outside.

A tube ticket alone costs £7+, and that's if you risk it and get a child's ticket.

Pilot, and I are coming. We have a sort of system set up where I offend strangers, and then we make them show us around. It's a pretty great system.