Something different

The original plan for this blog was to have a good vent and express the various confusing and contradictory themes currently squirming their way through my unfinished adolescent psyche like that robot worm thing from the start of The Matrix.

Then it became a blog about why I wouldn't, or perhaps couldn't, do that.

Then it became yet another analysis of my relationship with you, dear forums, as my most regular and widespread influence over my teenage years.

Then it became a mass of all that, and why I couldn't even seem to write a coherent blog any more. But forget that. Draw a line under it; I'm not quite sure why I even left all that in. Look, I'll draw a line now. This bit never existed.
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Preamble aside (dammit) I realised that despite treating you with more trust and respect than my biological family, it wasn't really fair to just dump my thoughts here. Nobody wants to read that, even if you like the person. It's just impersonal garbage. So, I'll try and give you something you do want to know.

Ask me anything.

Seriously, any question, and I'll answer honestly and to the best of my ability, until this blog gets knocked off the front page.

Have fun.