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PFF, MORE LIKE SMELLPHONESI've been shopping around a bit because I'm on beautiful tasty welfare. Oooh, feels so good in my mouth. Aaaaah. Welfare. Not really shopping, but deciding on what's necessary and what isn't. I've concluded on having a Cellphone that doesn't actively try to lead me to an untimely end is a good idea. My current phone is a dumbphone with a dumb touch screen and a dumb headphones jack that doesn't appear anywhere else in technology. It's a LG Molesticutioner, can't say I recommend this phone. It is actually bleeding battery fluid onto some exposed finger bones as I type this. Ow. Ouch.
So I'm in the market for something newer and truer with the condition it won't bleed me of my money and my blood. Because this current one fails on BOTH COUNTS!!! I'm enough of a pleb to jump straight for the Galaxy S III, which is still kinda new and fancy in Canada, which apparently has the worst mobile phone business on the planet. It's a miserable comedy of erroneous subscriptions, bizarre consistency in hardware quality and horrible Indian men screaming at you like a bansheeva. Despite working for a phone company last year I'm in a real alien landscape as far as the hardware market goes. Contracts and Plans are more or less universal. I'm probably going with a provider that doesn't cover every inch of The Great White North with towers but has unlimited features for about 40 bucks Canadian (That's about 760 Euros or .16 american cents for those geography nuts out there also equivalent to a chinese boy with at least 2 missing appendages, ladies choice). And I'll just pay the phone off on a tab. So tell me about your fucking phones is what I'm trying to say. I'd really fucking appreciate your advice/opinions on the matter, god damn you. |
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