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I'm back!

Posted 07-29-2012 at 04:21 AM by Crashpunk
Alright cunts? I'm back! I had a good time in the Lake District and it has been one of the more interesting holidays I've been on.

Okay for starters we went with my parent's friends who have 3 kids. They were pretty nice to be around apart from one major annoyances.

The father is the fucking strictest cunt I've ever seen. Like his parenting techniques were from the 1940s.

He pretty much kept shouting at his kids every fucking second, they didn't even do anything wrong most of the time. One example of is was one them tripped up and he got a bollocking for it and I quote "if you didn't eat so much, you wouldn't fall over so much".
So not only was he strict, he was a bully.

The result of all this is that kids don't know right from wrong and they are extremely timid which is much a shame because they are really sweet kids.

Fuck him. I hate his fucking guts. I'm surprised parents like this are still around. I personally believe it's wrong to raise a kid like that. It's just fucking cruel. What will happen is in a few years time, the kids will want nothing to do with their father and I don't fucking blame them.

Anyway the rest of this will be positive I promise.

Something very flattering happened at the bar a few days ago. I was just sitting with a drink on my own using the internet on my iPod ect when I kept seeing this girl looking at me. should mention she kept looking at me throughout the holiday if we were close. Anyway she slowly approached me and said "Hi, I think your Hot, will you go out with me?".



Yeah I was pretty surprised. If you are hoping I said yes well you were wrong sorry, I had to turn her down. It was nothing against her, it's just y'know she was Scottish and I live in England. I don't do long distance relationships.
Oh and also the fact she was TOTAL STRANGER!

And lastly for the whole reason we went to the lake was to do some walking. I have trekked up the highest mountain in England, Scafell Pike. I am very happy doing this as now I've done 2 out of the 3 highest peaks in the UK. I have still yet to do Ben Nevis in Scotland.

I'll add some pictures soon.
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MeechMunchie's Avatar
Crash is so rad, he knows all about Stranger Danger.
Posted 07-29-2012 at 04:33 AM by MeechMunchie

Crashpunk's Avatar
Mad Scottish Goth Girl Stranger Danger
Posted 07-29-2012 at 04:34 AM by Crashpunk

JennyGenesis's Avatar
I never knew women could be so forward!
Posted 07-29-2012 at 05:02 AM by JennyGenesis

STM's Avatar
You'd be surprised. Sounds like you had a great time, mate! How was Scafell Pike? I've always wanted to climb it.
Posted 07-29-2012 at 05:41 AM by STM

Nepsotic's Avatar
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Alright cunts? I'm back! I had a good time in the Lake District and it has been one of the more interesting holidays I've been on.
Lucky you, Wales was a pile of shit. (No offense, JG).

And that father sounds like a right knobhead.
Posted 07-29-2012 at 05:45 AM by Nepsotic

JennyGenesis's Avatar
Wales is a pile of shit right now, fucking sun is driving me insane, I WANT IT TO PISS OFF!
Posted 07-29-2012 at 05:46 AM by JennyGenesis

Nepsotic's Avatar
It burnt me, the bastard.
Posted 07-29-2012 at 05:51 AM by Nepsotic

DarkHoodness's Avatar
Ugh, you could've had a short-term date for the duration of your holiday if you both agreed not to do anything for the long-term. Missed opportunity. :P

Good to know you had fun apart from that prick of a dude who was too strict with his children.
Posted 07-29-2012 at 06:13 AM by DarkHoodness

Crashpunk's Avatar
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How was Scafell Pike? I've always wanted to climb it.
It was amazing. Seeing the clouds hitting the mountain when your above them was so cool. It was also so quiet at the top it was really eerie

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Ugh, you could've had a short-term date for the duration of your holiday if you both agreed not to do anything for the long-term. Missed opportunity. :P
Maybe. However I was hardly around the site so I wouldn't see her.
Posted 07-29-2012 at 09:43 AM by Crashpunk

OddjobAbe's Avatar
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And lastly for the whole reason we went to the lake was to do some walking. I have trekked up the highest mountain in England, Scafell Pike
I climb that peak almost every year, and love it just as much each time. How did you approach it? Did you take the Mickledore route? If you approached from Wasdale, that is just the best thing you can do. Wasdale is undoubtedly the most serene and beautiful place in the world.
Posted 07-29-2012 at 10:38 AM by OddjobAbe

Crashpunk's Avatar
We took the tourist route from Wasdale Head. And yes indeed it was beautiful.
Posted 07-29-2012 at 11:25 AM by Crashpunk

OddjobAbe's Avatar
If you ever see a tired and ugly middle-aged man who spoils the beauty of that place, you've found me. Or you've found another specimen of my kind.

Another great walk's Great Gable. Nothing beats Scafell Pike for me, because I love the atmosphere at the top, especially when it's not completely clear, but in some ways, you get a better view atop Great Gable, even though it isn't as tall.
Posted 07-29-2012 at 07:12 PM by OddjobAbe

Sekto Springs's Avatar
Go away.
Posted 07-29-2012 at 08:05 PM by Sekto Springs

Wil's Avatar
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I never knew women could be so forward!
Plus points if sarcastic. Minus points if sincere.
Posted 07-30-2012 at 05:33 AM by Wil

Varrok's Avatar
According to my sarcasm detector, he wasn't sarcastic, but it might be wrong
Posted 07-30-2012 at 07:00 AM by Varrok

Jordan's Avatar
omg you frigid you turned down the pussy
Posted 07-30-2012 at 02:22 PM by Jordan

Mr. Bungle's Avatar
I agree with Jordan. Should've fucked the Scottish chick, man. Not just pussy, exotic pussy.
Posted 07-30-2012 at 04:05 PM by Mr. Bungle

Ridg3's Avatar
It's so cold in Scotland I can understand his reasons. Fucking anyone in Scotland would be like fucking a cadaver.
Posted 07-30-2012 at 11:15 PM by Ridg3

Wil's Avatar
Even better.
Posted 07-31-2012 at 01:09 AM by Wil

Mr. Bungle's Avatar
Exotic necropussy. Even better.
Posted 07-31-2012 at 01:40 AM by Mr. Bungle

STM's Avatar
If she's Glaswegian it'll be rock hard, too, you'll cut yourself up doing the deed.
Posted 07-31-2012 at 04:13 AM by STM

Wings of Fire's Avatar
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Fucking anyone in Scotland would be like fucking a cadaver.
I'd just like to remind everyone that I had sex near the north coast Scotland in a forest in mid January.

How awesome am I
Posted 07-31-2012 at 05:48 AM by Wings of Fire

Wil's Avatar
You must be diamond tipped.
Posted 07-31-2012 at 06:20 AM by Wil

 

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