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My mate's new 15 year old girlfriend

Posted 06-13-2012 at 02:07 PM by Crashpunk
So I had a rather interesting day today.

My mate has a new girlfriend and he invited me and my other friend to hang around with them, Y'know; to meet her and whatnot.

Turns out she's 15 years old and also had all her friends with her. Hanging out with a bunch of 15 year old emos. Yeah...awkward.

I don't have a problem with people being years apart from each other, there isn't wrong with it.
But in this case I can't help think it is sort of wrong. She is under-aged after all and it is actually illegal if they do anything.
He said to me he'll obviously wait but come on. He won't - I just know him.

What do you guys think?
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Varrok's Avatar
Are 3 years really a huge gap? Maybe he really will wait
Posted 06-13-2012 at 02:18 PM by Varrok

Crashpunk's Avatar
Well technically by law he has to wait.
Posted 06-13-2012 at 02:25 PM by Crashpunk

JennyGenesis's Avatar
I lost my virginity at 15, fuck waiting.
Posted 06-13-2012 at 02:49 PM by JennyGenesis

Jordan's Avatar
I agree with you, I think the fact that she's 15 is slightly creepy. I know this guy and his ex-girlfriend is either 14 or 15, and he spoke to me about having a sexual dream about her once. It made me feel a bit sick.

Hell, I have nothing against age gaps (there's like a 10 year gap between me and my boyfriend) but when one person is underage I think it's a little weird.
Posted 06-13-2012 at 02:59 PM by Jordan

Sekto Springs's Avatar
Is she hot?
If so, all is forgiven.
Posted 06-13-2012 at 03:18 PM by Sekto Springs

Crashpunk's Avatar
Yes she is hot. Doesn't look like a 15 year old.
Posted 06-13-2012 at 03:21 PM by Crashpunk

Sekto Springs's Avatar
That's more and more common these days. Early development. Fuckin' jailbait everywhere.

It's an ephebophile's wonderland.

I don't think a three year age gap is very significant, as long as both people are roughly on the same level mentally. I.e. the older person is dumber than average, or the younger person is smarter than average. My girlfriend is four years younger than me, but I'm dumb as a bag of rocks, so...
Posted 06-13-2012 at 03:29 PM by Sekto Springs

Manco's Avatar
That kind of shit matters less the older you get, though. At that age, and when one is underage, it’s weird and I don’t approve.
Posted 06-13-2012 at 03:32 PM by Manco

Sekto Springs's Avatar
You just haven't tapped any of that fine 15-year-old ass.
It's okay, I forgive you.
Posted 06-13-2012 at 03:48 PM by Sekto Springs

Manco's Avatar
I didn’t know it was possible to forgive someone for not being a pedophile.
Posted 06-13-2012 at 03:53 PM by Manco

Sekto Springs's Avatar
Ephebophile. Contrary to everyone's misconceptions about pedophiles, they actually hate that girls are developing earlier these days.
Posted 06-13-2012 at 03:53 PM by Sekto Springs

Manco's Avatar
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15-year-old ass.
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Ephebophile.
One of these is not like the other.

Also one of these is still really creepy and is often used by overdefensive Redditors to excuse pedophilic behaviour.
Posted 06-13-2012 at 03:59 PM by Manco

Sekto Springs's Avatar
Pedophilia is the attraction to children. While "children" is a highly subjective term, pedophilia is widely considered to be attraction to children who have not yet hit puberty. Pedophilia develops out of an attraction to "innocence", hairlessness, and androgeny, often stemming from a combination of bad genes, a highly religious upbringing and/or affinity for sterility.

Of course, I'm just playing devil's advocate. It has nothing to do with overdefensiveness, just get your semantics right, or I'll hit you with a 15-year old penis.
Posted 06-13-2012 at 04:04 PM by Sekto Springs

Manco's Avatar
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It has nothing to do with overdefensiveness, just get your semantics right.
One group gets turned on by prepubescent children.

The other gets turned on by jailbait.

Both focus on the youth and innocence thing, both are creepy and weird.
Posted 06-13-2012 at 04:09 PM by Manco

Sekto Springs's Avatar
Youth, yes. Innocence, not as much. Most pedophiles consider puberty to be the cut-off point, and I've read that many of them regard puberty as "the worst thing ever" and "the end of innocence".

Ephebophilia is creepy, still not as creepy as pedophilia. It's also less creepy if you're in the percentile that's under the age of 30. I don't know the age of consent where you live, CP, but here it's 16.

Coincidentally, "CP" stands for child porn, and that is your new nickname. Enjoy.
Posted 06-13-2012 at 04:13 PM by Sekto Springs

Wings of Fire's Avatar
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Ephebophilia is creepy, still not as creepy as pedophilia. It's also less creepy if you're in the percentile that's under the age of 30.
Why?
Posted 06-13-2012 at 04:24 PM by Wings of Fire

Sekto Springs's Avatar
I guess once you reach a certain age, people expect you to be attracted to others within an age range of 5-10 years tops. For a person 30 or older to be attracted to someone who is - say - 16 or 17 is generally regarded as "creepy". And vice versa.

I've known a few girls who were in very happy and stable relationships with guys much older than they were, much to the chagrin of their friends and family, who took every opportunity to make their lives difficult over it.

Also, I'd like to specify that Ephebophilia refers to the attraction of teenagers, up to and including the age of 19, so it's usage can be a bit dubious.
Posted 06-13-2012 at 04:30 PM by Sekto Springs

Wings of Fire's Avatar
Okay, good.

I don't think age if both partners are past the legal age of consent matters. It's socially 'creepy' and maybe there's something inherent to us that tells us that it's weird but that's simply a baseless emotional reaction. Let people do what they want with their own lives.

Not unsimilarly, I don't think sexual attraction to someone under the legal age of consent changes in creepiness as you get older either. Firstly because a fourty year old is entitled to the same sex drive as a twenty year old, secondly because there's no difference whatsoever between a twenty year old child molestor and a fourty year old child molestor and lastly because a child molestor is a rapist before s/he is a pedophile or ephebophile. People can't help how they're made but they can help what they do.

That being said, talking about it in public is still a little uncomfortable.

That being said, only one girl in this picture is over sixteen, and by my reckoning only one looks under sixteen. Yay for 2D.
Posted 06-13-2012 at 04:39 PM by Wings of Fire

Sekto Springs's Avatar
Well-put.

The derision my girlfriend got from her family for being attracted to someone four years older than her was exorbitant.
Posted 06-13-2012 at 04:51 PM by Sekto Springs

Wings of Fire's Avatar
You should break their faces!
Posted 06-13-2012 at 04:52 PM by Wings of Fire

Sekto Springs's Avatar
They would have it coming. Not even for the age thing. There's a litany of far better reasons to cause them bodily harm...
Posted 06-13-2012 at 04:53 PM by Sekto Springs

Havoc's Avatar
*Havoc appears*

*Discussion heats up over something Havoc says about sex, age and children*

*Everyone hates Havoc for a 3 week period before things cool down and go back to regular dislike*

So now that we have the basics out of the way; 3 years is hardly a big gap. Yes there's a law that technically makes it illegal, but how often does someone actually get arrested over that (unless you're in the US)?

Wait, I'm having a Deja Vu... we've been here before. With the exact same age difference. And I seem to remember everyone breaking their face over how disgusting and wrong it was.

The conclusion we came to after 30 pages of discussion was that 15 and 18 would not be considered weird or creepy by anyone I know while it's generally frowned upon in the US and the UK, so it's a matter of local culture and standards.

Furthermore, while I know that it's socially akward for an older person to perceive a teenager (14+) as sexy, I also believe that this is for a large part genetics. Looking at this from a nature standpoint, girls become physically ready for intercourse and having children around 13/14. They start having all the markings that make women attractive to men around that age. It's not exactly strange that men are (subconsciously) attracted to that, no matter how old they are. It's just weird to admit it because it's become socially awkward over the years.

I'll probably get burned over this again so I'll just get ready for my 3 week period of hate now.
Posted 06-13-2012 at 05:32 PM by Havoc

Sekto Springs's Avatar
We don't hate you when you're right, Havoc.

Just the rest of the time.
Posted 06-13-2012 at 05:37 PM by Sekto Springs

Havoc's Avatar
That makes me feel so much better.
Posted 06-13-2012 at 05:38 PM by Havoc

Mac Sirloin's Avatar
I'm with Manco. Only I'm going to phrase it slightly differently: You are slimy creeps. You are the slimiest creeps of all. Shut the fuck up, you slimy creeps.


Crash try not to let your friend get arrested but maybe he's just as much of a dope as this girl so all may be well.
Posted 06-13-2012 at 07:59 PM by Mac Sirloin

Daxter King's Avatar
How did everyone know crashpunks friend is 18?

Anyways, if its love, go for it man.
Posted 06-13-2012 at 09:05 PM by Daxter King

Crashpunk's Avatar
All of my mates are 18. Plus I know when he's born
Posted 06-14-2012 at 12:20 AM by Crashpunk

T-nex's Avatar
Mind-power.

I find anything below 16 to be creepy... But after 16 and up, it's more dodgy than anything.... But nothing I'd spend my time worrying about.
Posted 06-14-2012 at 12:27 AM by T-nex

STM's Avatar
Eh, I'm guessing your friend is 18? So that's kinda weird, if he was 16 maybe it wouldn't be, I guess so long as they love each other though.

E: Actually, no life story for y'all.
Posted 06-15-2012 at 07:55 AM by STM

 

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