Where these girls at?

Who was that one who posted in WYLL a few years ago? And everyone was saying stuff like, wow, you're hot, I think she posted a picture of something like a scarf or a badge that had the OW logo knitted into it by her nan. Magog cartel or something. She was fit.

Whoever she was, all of our overweight, heterosexual members scared her off. That or she's also in Havoc's basement, probably painted up like a tiger.

Why isn't T-nex down there? Is she not worthy?

T-nex and I were in an intimate relationship for five years. I don't have to mention her.

Haha I don't need to look for girls I've got one, I was only wondering why I've only seen male fans on this forum

Edited this out, sorry for double post. iPhone playing up.

I always find it really creepy when Newsers know a shitload about the history of the forum despite only sliming around for only the last 6 months.

What if I'm a girl?

Because they know that if they join, they'll be accosted by horny neckbeards for the duration of their usership.

So I say again, how come T-nex is still here. And was Mac talking about me? Like I've said in the past, I hung around on here for a few years before joining to get the jist of things.

T-nex has too many responsibilities here to just run away from them!

What if


We are all girls?

If I was a girl, I'd look something like this.

If I was a girl, I'd look something like this.

I was going to post MeechGenesis here, but then I started crying.

If I was a girl, I would look stupid.

anyway, isn't it a surprise that girls don't join? look at us I know there is female Oddworld fans out there it's just we probably scare them away

I try to scare all of them away, but I'm just naturally better at scaring girls.

This forum is owned by a girl.

Wasn't it founded by one, too?

Or at least... now.

I think we'd also have twice the amount of members that we have now, but they gey scared away in their welcome threadis.

I doubt it. If our shenanigans in welcome threads are sufficient enough to scare a newbie away, they wouldn't have enjoyed being here and would have faded into obscurity after few posts anyway.

This is actually one of my favorite online communities because of the shenanigans. It filters out the more annoying posters.

Even if there are a few too many penises around.

I think its great because of how close knit it is. Theres only a few members active on here and eveeyone knows everyone. I also like the shenabigans. Sheridanmnmn was the most entertaining event this year.

I was a girl until my SRY gene got the better of me. I'm afraid you missed your opportunity.

Yeah, I remember that Magog Cartel one. The only vibe I got from her was the 'OMG, how pretty am I?' vibe, which was annoying.

But I can be a girl if you want me to be?

This blog is quite a good example of why there aren't more girls here.

Jesus such a sausagefest.

Mmm... sausages.

On OWF, I don't care whether you're male or female.




For me you're all just a bunch of letters showing up from time to time in different subforums

i think i remember that. you offered to let her pay and everything.

there should be an exam for it. that'd filter out the newbies. then we'd ban the ones that passed and keep the ones that failed. got enough people with diplomas in arguing.

fuckin' WoF.

EDIT:
oh yeah i'm a girl btw sorry just noticed that

tralala flowers in my hair and shit