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Stuck my head out of my skylight

Posted 05-22-2012 at 01:43 PM by MeechMunchie
The sun's just gone down. A dark yet vivid rainbow haze filters up from the horizon, and a few grey streaks of dark cloud smear the sky like the marks of dropped paintbrush. The last bright reflections of the jetstreams begin to fade. A raft of thicker cloud whips up from the skyline, like sand-dunes in a storm.
Venus, the Evening Star, glitters a pale gold at the turquoise band of the spectrum. A barely visible arc, the thin chresent moon appears hidden in the yellow.

Window locks clunks open. An influx of cool air fills the room. Arms crossed, resting on the wooden frame. Neck craned. Breathe. The air is chilled by the impending night, a slight breeze stirs it. The suburban panorama reaches far.
Office block windows shine like distant stars; the pulsating red neon lights of the radio tower, a plasmatic nebula. The dull growl of distant traffic, the chirruping of birds as their artificial suns buzz on overhead. Breathe.

Breathe deeply.

The air is smooth, intoxicating. Scents of fog, of distant cloud, of recent rain and dampened tarmac; Of grit, and fuel; Of brick, stone and mortar; Of ash, and smoke, and aging trees as they respire; Cut grass, compost, the hill range to the East; Fur, metal, rubber and plastic.

All so thick, yet dilute, all so moist. Diffused, condensed, distilled and combined. They swirl, like the throng of life the closing darkness conceals.
That air smells of lovers, of groups of friends, of working plebs settling to rest. I can sense the dates, the sex, the music, the parties and the pub crawls, the TV dinners and sitcom repeats.
It's all there, and it feels incredible. Despite all I know of the world, it causes me to ask the question: Does the society we live in, for the most part... work? Are people, in general, fairly happy? I cast these thoughts aside, and enjoy the uncorrupted bliss of watching humanity go about its inconsequential business.

The night; It smells of opportunity. Opportunities, I silently promise, I'll one day take myself.

And apart from the physical sensation, that's why I love those first deep gulps of polluted evening air so much. It reminds me how far I've still got to go.

OH WELL BACK TO REVISION

If you are currently in posession of a door (and are upwind from your local sewage works), I would highly recommend opening your nearest habitational orifice and indulging yourself in a little gaseous exchange/shallow philosophy come nightfall.

Seriously, I love evening air. I am deeply aroused by it, on both an intellectual and physical level.

Wil, stop taking notes.
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OddjobAbe's Avatar
I know what you're saying. I often like to go sit in the garden around the evening and just watch the clouds and the lights (especially the mast), and the cooler it is out, the better. I also think it's great watching the sky when it's clear enough to see the stars, but there are also clouds, so you can see them floating over the stars and behind the trees.
Overcast nights are fantastic too. You can see a kind of deep blue tint to the grey of the clouds - it's like some big blanket, and the mast looks fucking fantastic against that.

Unfortunately, when I think about the human activity, I derive deep grief from that rather than the pleasure you seem to for a number of reasons (which actually, are related to what you mentioned briefly about society working), but I won't shit on your serenity by ranting about them.
Posted 05-22-2012 at 02:05 PM by OddjobAbe

MeechMunchie's Avatar
Yeah, I "cast those thoughts aside" because I know they're dangerous thoughts to have. Human society is so deeply, deeply flawed, and yet becoming complacent would just be so easy.
Posted 05-22-2012 at 02:11 PM by MeechMunchie

OddjobAbe's Avatar
I've always been confused as to what to do about our society, because even though it's an absolute product of nature, I hate the fuck out of a great deal of it, a lot of which can be attributed to the kind of exploitation which the media is responsible for and the way it affects real interpersonal relationships.

Actually, I think that the degree to which I despair over Western culture is part of the reason I enjoy just sitting outside so much in the evening/early night. I don't like to admit to it, but it's a form of escapism.
I think I might just go live with some gorillas. I've never seen one of those shovelling pasties down their gullet outside McDonalds whilst trying to splutter some bullshit from The Sun.

EDIT: Of course, I say this sat in comfort on my computer on a forum, the theme of which is an American video game product, with air conditioning and buttered bread which came out of a plastic packet.
Posted 05-22-2012 at 02:31 PM by OddjobAbe
Updated 05-22-2012 at 02:37 PM by OddjobAbe

Bullet Magnet's Avatar
I had anticipated an amusing tale about you putting your head through your skylight.

Next time, maybe.
Posted 05-22-2012 at 03:01 PM by Bullet Magnet

Mr. Bungle's Avatar
Art.
Posted 05-22-2012 at 06:01 PM by Mr. Bungle

Mudokon_Master's Avatar
I feel like going for a night stroll now, just to get my mind off things. I've found it works before but I think it's dangerous outside at night in my area.
Damn.
Posted 05-22-2012 at 11:24 PM by Mudokon_Master

MeechMunchie's Avatar
In unrelated news, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW?
Posted 05-23-2012 at 01:01 AM by MeechMunchie

STM's Avatar
Good lord OANST is Chuck Norris.
Posted 05-23-2012 at 03:02 AM by STM

Mudokon_Master's Avatar
Posted 05-23-2012 at 03:05 AM by Mudokon_Master

Nate's Avatar
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In unrelated news, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW?
How in god's good name did you do that?
Posted 05-23-2012 at 04:06 AM by Nate

Varrok's Avatar
My bet is basic knowledge of how vBuletin forums work resulting in typing memberlist.php after forums address, then going to advanced search and sort them by reputation.

Yes, how did you do it, MM?
Posted 05-23-2012 at 12:12 PM by Varrok

MeechMunchie's Avatar
Tireless attendance, sheer mass and never quite crossing the annoyance threshold into negrep territory.

And I was only on 400 when everyone's rep power got slashed.

Aw, it's back now. So long as it was a fair +rep (and not spite), I don't mind.

In other unrelated news, I can't make another blog for directly observing the lead-up to the biggest live event on Earth!

:
Art.
Paul?
Posted 05-23-2012 at 12:31 PM by MeechMunchie
Updated 05-23-2012 at 12:38 PM by MeechMunchie

Varrok's Avatar
Is it technically possible to beat Chuck Norris in rep count?
Posted 05-23-2012 at 12:37 PM by Varrok

MeechMunchie's Avatar
OANST's done it a few times, the Admins have to keep knocking him up.
Posted 05-23-2012 at 12:38 PM by MeechMunchie

Wings of Fire's Avatar
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And I was only on 400 when everyone's rep power got slashed.
Oh I remember that bullshit
Posted 05-23-2012 at 12:44 PM by Wings of Fire

Varrok's Avatar
You kinda got me interested - was there any thread about this I can read now?
Posted 05-23-2012 at 12:47 PM by Varrok

Wings of Fire's Avatar
I'm far too lazy to find the thread, but basically 100 rep earned used to equal 1 rep power instead of 500.

Without adjusting for exponential inflation (And there would have been a fucktonne of inflation!) I would have 151 rep power right now.
Posted 05-23-2012 at 01:09 PM by Wings of Fire
Updated 05-23-2012 at 01:18 PM by Wings of Fire

MeechMunchie's Avatar
And I reject the accusation that since everyone else would build up rep slower from then on, I was at no disadvantage.
If I was getting repped at, say, 115% of the rate of another member to overtake them, that extra 15% would be proportional to the higher rep powerseses.

I probably sound like I'm being overdefensive, but in fact I'm just baffled by (and therefore overanalytical of) my own position.
Posted 05-23-2012 at 01:42 PM by MeechMunchie

enchilado's Avatar
God I'm fucking sick of the whole rep thing.
Posted 05-23-2012 at 03:40 PM by enchilado

Wings of Fire's Avatar
Rep is the most awesome thing ever until Meechmunchie passes me

Then I will complain, oh will I ever!
Posted 05-23-2012 at 04:02 PM by Wings of Fire

Nepsotic's Avatar
I'm happy just chilling in the back. With my 1. My little 1. My tiny little 1. My fucking piece of shit 1. A 2 would be better though.
Posted 05-23-2012 at 04:05 PM by Nepsotic

Nate's Avatar
What are you talking about, Nepsotic? You've got 241 rep.
Posted 05-23-2012 at 05:32 PM by Nate

Wings of Fire's Avatar
And one rep power

Maybe you should have been Derpy?
Posted 05-23-2012 at 05:43 PM by Wings of Fire

Nate's Avatar
I get that. But I interpreted his post as meaning that he was confused by rep power and rep. I kindly pointed out that he was better off than he thought.

I do think it's time to recalculate rep power though. A factor of 40+ between the highest and lowest members is a bit much.
Posted 05-23-2012 at 05:48 PM by Nate

enchilado's Avatar
10(total reputation / post count)

Which would give:

EDIT: dunno what happened here. Scroll down.













































OddjobAbe 16 rep power
MeechMunchie 14 rep power
Wings of Fire 13 rep power
enchilado 11 rep power
Varrok 9 rep power
Bullet Magnet 9 rep power
Mr. Bungle 9 rep power
Nate 6 rep power
Mudokon_Master 6 rep power
Nepsotic 4 rep power
Scrabtrapman 2 rep power


Though it'd be a bit unfair on those who already had a lot of posts when the rep system was introduced, I guess.
Posted 05-23-2012 at 06:13 PM by enchilado
Updated 05-23-2012 at 06:17 PM by enchilado

Wings of Fire's Avatar
No that's stupid

Very very stupid
Posted 05-23-2012 at 06:32 PM by Wings of Fire

Nate's Avatar
You can't divide. All you can do is a weighted linear addition of the various measures.
Posted 05-23-2012 at 11:47 PM by Nate

Varrok's Avatar
Sometimes I regret I didn't register at the very start and get 2-3 rep points for no reason :P
Posted 05-24-2012 at 01:20 AM by Varrok

STM's Avatar
Ahaha, 2? God I'm a shit poster! XD

Or just not funny...both, there's probably more reasons. Well...there are.
Posted 05-24-2012 at 01:35 AM by STM

MeechMunchie's Avatar
It would be nice if the amount someone gives out rep could be taken into account with their rep power. Apart from that, I don't really mind.

It's not about how big your +reps are, it's about how many you have. From both a reciever's and a giver's standpoint.

That would be deep if it weren't so shallow.
Posted 05-24-2012 at 06:15 AM by MeechMunchie
Updated 05-24-2012 at 06:19 AM by MeechMunchie

 






 
 
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