Quarantine

Get off the computer and recover.

I've been watching DVD's on my computer all day!

And falling asleep with them playing in the background to.

Actually, I can't really think of a better place to recover than being completely immobile in front of a computer screen for a day or two. Get some weak tea and a warm blanket and you're set.

Get off the computer before you give the internet a virus.

hurr hurr

I had food poisoning a week ago. I spent a very uncomfortable day wrapped up in bed, leaving only to empty my various orifaces with varying degrees of projectility, then returning in time to pass out.

I managed to leave the house briefly to get some fluid replacement from the pharmacy. I consumed 200ml as soon as I got home, and immediately vomited up about twice as much liquid. I felt much better for it.

Well I'm magically cured today, even though I don't feel like eating, I feel back to normal, I've even been into to town to do some tasks.

I love vomiting. Getting the flu is a time of celebration and lots of paper towels.

Your the only person I know who admits liking vomiting, Mac. How can you like it? Seriously?

I always get a nostalgic view of being unwell when I look at it in retrospect - laying there burning up, drinking as much citrus juice and coffee as I can and lounging around for days.
Then when I'm sick again, I have a fucking horrible time.

The only time I like throwing up is when hungover, and then it's not so much a matter of enjoyment as it is relief.

Throwing up after drinking is horrible, I went through a period of drinking lots of Guinness, it was not nice getting in from a drunken night out and spewing black everywhere!

I remember when hungover once I spewed up red because I drunk some strawberry cider the night before.

I kind of want to get sick. It feels good to recover from an illness.

My illness was so bad that I don't even want to go back to feel the relief again.

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I find that my recovery is so gradual that I don't even notice when I've become well again. So I never actually sit back and think to myself how glad I am to be healthy.

My worst hangover ever was the first night I discovered Jagermeister.

I've never been hung over. Is this a bad thing?

It's a wonderful feeling. I highly recommend it.

I've never drunken alcoholic drinks.