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I just saved a fox.

Posted 04-02-2012 at 08:01 PM by DarkHoodness
I was woken up about half an hour ago by lots of loud screaming. After the previous incident involving foxes, I've since wizened to their sounds instead of jumping to conclusions, although the screaming was unusual and prolonged, so I guessed one had got stuck or trapped somehow.

I went out to investigate with my head torch and thick leather gloves, and sure enough, one had managed to snag its leg in a roll of discarded fencing in some undergrowth behind my neighbours' back garden. Probably junk left behind after the housing development construction a decade ago or something - I'll have to remove it tomorrow during the day.

The poor fox was thrashing about and making lots of noise. At arms length I pulled the fence apart around its leg, somehow avoiding getting bitten despite it snapping at me, and allowing it to free itself. It quickly ran off into the undergrowth and didn't appear to be limping, so hopefully it wasn't injured.

While I was back there I also found 5 footballs that had been kicked over the neighbours garden fence by their kids and never retrieved for some reason, so I tossed them back while I was at it.

Good deeds done for today, I think. Even though I caught my hair on some shrubbery and my dreadlocks are now full of twigs. Bah.
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Daxter King's Avatar
Well I saw aliens bro.
Posted 04-02-2012 at 08:02 PM by Daxter King

Varrok's Avatar
Foxes are cooler, I'm glad of you DH
Posted 04-02-2012 at 09:29 PM by Varrok

Wil's Avatar
Everything you tell me about your home makes me want, just a little bit, to live with you. No homo.
Posted 04-03-2012 at 01:17 AM by Wil

Jordan's Avatar
You good samaritan!
Posted 04-03-2012 at 03:03 AM by Jordan

MeechMunchie's Avatar
You're the new foxy messiah. They'll come for you next week, bearing gifts of half-eaten carrion.
Posted 04-03-2012 at 05:09 AM by MeechMunchie

STM's Avatar
It's lucky you went out and had a look, foxes are notorious for making the same noise for playing, fucking, and when they're in pain. So I just dismiss any fox scream as - they're doing it in the front garden again...
Posted 04-03-2012 at 06:14 AM by STM

DarkHoodness's Avatar
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Everything you tell me about your home makes me want, just a little bit, to live with you. No homo.
It's not that fantastic. It's nice being surrounded by wildlife but life here in general is unusual, unconventional, and not a lot happens most of the time. People who come to visit often get incredibly bored here... It's just weird stuff like this that happens to me sometimes.

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It's lucky you went out and had a look, foxes are notorious for making the same noise for playing, fucking, and when they're in pain. So I just dismiss any fox scream as - they're doing it in the front garden again...
Yeah, I hear them often enough to know that the sounds this one were making were unusual.
Posted 04-03-2012 at 08:49 AM by DarkHoodness
Updated 04-03-2012 at 08:57 AM by DarkHoodness

enchilado's Avatar
Foxes are cool. Robin Hood was a fox.
Posted 04-03-2012 at 12:58 PM by enchilado

Bullet Magnet's Avatar
There was a great spotted woodpecker outside my bathroom window this morning. It was hammering at the top of a telegraph post.
Posted 04-03-2012 at 02:30 PM by Bullet Magnet

DarkHoodness's Avatar
We have a few of them that nest in the tree hollows in my employer's garden every spring. It's common to hear them hammering away from the nearby woods - They sometimes like to forage on one of the dead trees within sight of my window, it's nice to see them.
Posted 04-03-2012 at 03:16 PM by DarkHoodness

MA's Avatar
that was good of you. rabbits tend to scream whilst in pain, too. i sometimes hear foxes outside my bedroom window whistling to each other, used to freak me out as a kid. they sound like one of those old police whistles.
Posted 04-03-2012 at 03:24 PM by MA

 

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