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Who I grew up with.

Posted 03-28-2012 at 02:38 PM by shaman

Real facebook conversation, which I had today, whilst both of us are in our late teens, I'll have you know.

I'm in the Green.

and why is /NAME REMOVED/posting so many pics where he looks like hes got a guy waiting to give it to him up the bum ?kindascaring me abit now.

What, you mean in a sparring kit

and the 1 of him on a sofa drinking gay wine.

The wine is gay?

yes cos only 3 people drink wine rich people women and gays b:P.

Two of those are not Necessarily gay...

well im not sure hes rich or a women sooo ...

Or maybe you don't have to be gay to drink wine.

ofc u dont have to be gay to drink wine wernt u listening i said rich people and women do too .

I like wine....

yes im im ever more inclined to belive ur gay(^^^)

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	What a grotbag.
	Posted 03-28-2012 at 02:54 PM by Jordan

	Sounds like he's being silly.
	Posted 03-28-2012 at 02:59 PM by OANST

	Wine doesn't have a nice taste.
	Posted 03-28-2012 at 03:33 PM by Ridg3

	i fucking hate wine. tastes like vinegar to me.
	Posted 03-28-2012 at 05:41 PM by MA

	I cant comprehend wine lovers. I find most wines to be putrid. The only wine I can stomach is the Jewish stuff, which ironically is considered dreadful by most seasoned oenophiles.
	Posted 03-28-2012 at 05:55 PM by Sekto Springs

	Strawberry wine is delicous. Anything else is nasty.
	Posted 03-28-2012 at 07:57 PM by Mr. Bungle

	I agree 100% that wine tastes like vinegar.
	Posted 03-28-2012 at 08:00 PM by Jordan

	Strawberry wine IS delicious Its all sweet n yummy... I also like supersweet champaign... And port wine. port wine is probably the only wine I'll ever like 'enjoy' .... The rest is just... meh and uninteresting. But some people like it and Im ok with that. Even if they are gay.
	Posted 03-28-2012 at 08:38 PM by T-nex

I cant comprehend wine lovers. I find most wines to be putrid. The only wine I can stomach is the Jewish stuff, which ironically is considered dreadful by most seasoned oenophiles.

Yeah, I'm the same. That said, kiddush wine is so different to normal wine that they can barely be described as the same product. It's sickly sweet and sticky and, in most cases, pretty disgusting too. But at least it's not as dry and sour as I find most wine to be.

Posted 03-28-2012 at 09:49 PM by Nate

	I like wine, and I'm neither a gay person, nor a woman... and not a rich person... yet. His theory is disproved.
	Posted 03-28-2012 at 10:49 PM by Varrok

	I'm reassured that I'm not expected to like wine as an adult, because I certainly don't right now.
	Posted 03-28-2012 at 11:07 PM by MeechMunchie

	I'm gay and I don't like wine. Is that sufficient proof that he's full of shit or am I committing a Converse Error fallacy?
	Posted 03-28-2012 at 11:08 PM by Nate

	I was intending on making a pun about the Converse Error fallacy using it's prime example (all apples are fruits...), playing on the context of fruit. But it really wasn't funny.
	Posted 03-29-2012 at 12:28 AM by moxco

	I'm not gay and I don't like wine, so I think he's right.
	Posted 03-29-2012 at 01:39 AM by enchilado

	Wine, while certainly not being something I'd drink with any choice, is at least a hundred times nicer than beer or cider.
	Posted 03-29-2012 at 01:39 AM by Wings of Fire

	Beer is good and cider is divine. Also, does having a penis fetish make you gay?
	Posted 03-29-2012 at 01:41 AM by enchilado

	I don't like people saying that they outright dislike wine. The few wines I've tried have been incredibly diverse. I can understand the comparison to vinegar, although I'm unphased by that. I have a spoonful of vinegar a day and could practically drink the stuff.
	Posted 03-29-2012 at 01:56 AM by Phylum

	I put beer and cider in the same taste category as wine. Yucky poo poo.
	Posted 03-29-2012 at 02:07 AM by Ridg3

	i love cider. it's all i'm drinking at the moment.
	Posted 03-29-2012 at 04:35 AM by MA

	: The few wines I've tried have been incredibly diverse. The few (non-kosher) wines I have tried all tasted identical to me. Seriously; red, white, sweet, dry... with the exception of dessert wines, I can't tell the difference. I think it just comes down to how your tastebuds and olfactory receptors are set up.
	Posted 03-29-2012 at 05:08 AM by Nate

	I love wine so I must be doing it wrong.
	Posted 03-29-2012 at 05:19 AM by STM

	I hate wine, the only time I have ever drunk it, I have been drunk.
	Posted 03-29-2012 at 05:22 AM by JennyGenesis

	I don't drink but I found White Wine okay when I had it. (Hated Red Wine) I found it more drinkable then Vodka and Beer. Bleggh. Also categorizing different drinks for different sexualities is fucking stupid. I know Wine is identified as a Woman's drink and beer is for the men but fuck that, Drink what you want to drink. Unless your me and in that case don't drink at all.
	Posted 03-29-2012 at 05:53 AM by Crashpunk Updated 03-29-2012 at 05:59 AM by Crashpunk

	Different drinks for different people of gender/sexual orientation isn't even a stereotype. You gotta be really biased to believe things like that. Also wine is a bit meh IMO but I prefer sweeter drinks anyway. Or cider. Gotta agree with Ench that cider is divine.
	Posted 03-29-2012 at 06:24 AM by DarkHoodness

	I like wine. And beer. And cider. I'm triliqual.
	Posted 03-29-2012 at 07:43 AM by Wil

	I drink wine. I like wine.
	Posted 03-29-2012 at 10:32 AM by OANST

The few (non-kosher) wines I have tried all tasted identical to me. Seriously; red, white, sweet, dry... with the exception of dessert wines, I can't tell the difference. I think it just comes down to how your tastebuds and olfactory receptors are set up.

Same. I'm sure some grape-stained stuffed shirt would attempt to kill me if I identified a 1978 Cabernet Sauvignon and a 2008 Yellowtail as the same wine, but I just can't get into the stuff.

And I'll have to try that kiddush stuff. Plummy, gooey, sickly sweet stuff is what I love.

Posted 03-29-2012 at 10:51 AM by Sekto Springs

	: I like wine. And beer. And cider. I'm triliqual. So all alcohol is gay. Glad I don't drink.
	Posted 03-29-2012 at 11:41 AM by Havoc

	Tiger jizz is pretty gay, too.
	Posted 03-29-2012 at 12:01 PM by OANST

	: And I'll have to try that kiddush stuff. Plummy, gooey, sickly sweet stuff is what I love. Kiddush wine is almost definitely what you referred to as 'Jewish wine' in your previous comment.
	Posted 03-29-2012 at 02:59 PM by Nate

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