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MEBE I MIGHT BE A DADDY OH NO


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MEBE I MIGHT BE A DADDY OH NO

Posted 05-19-2008 at 09:45 PM by Disgruntled Intern
So my girlfriend of quite-some-time-now might be pregnant.

I wish I could say I was pressuring her to get an abortion, or, even better, planning on somehow sneaking an Herbal Abortion into her tea, but alas, I'm not so terrified by the idea.

Not exactly planning on painting my art studio disgusting shades of blue or pink just yet, but we're both rather confident in our parenting abilities.

And financially, it shouldn't be too bad as we both make more money than we know what to do with currently, so...Yeah.

Mayhap my demon seed will be walking the earth sooner than planned.

Stay tuned.
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Leto's Avatar
That's either an amazing or horrible thing congratulations/sorry

Either way, at least you have a positive outlook on the situation.
Posted 05-19-2008 at 11:38 PM by Leto

Mac Sirloin's Avatar
Name it Meanrock Destructotron or lolballs.
Posted 05-20-2008 at 12:47 AM by Mac Sirloin

Alcar's Avatar
Christ! I'd never want any spawn of mine walking the planet.

Alcar...
Posted 05-20-2008 at 01:47 AM by Alcar

Oddey's Avatar
... Leto said. Wonder if it's a boy or a girl.
Posted 05-20-2008 at 02:40 AM by Oddey

Wings of Fire's Avatar
I think you'd make a fantastic father DI.

Congratulations.
Posted 05-20-2008 at 04:17 AM by Wings of Fire

Hobo's Avatar
Congratulations!

You and OANST can now compare how well your children fight
Posted 05-20-2008 at 05:20 AM by Hobo

Bullet Magnet's Avatar
Train them up to compete in the Kiddymon League.
Posted 05-20-2008 at 05:34 AM by Bullet Magnet

used:)'s Avatar
Congratulations! I think you'll be a great father.
Posted 05-20-2008 at 11:42 AM by used:)

Disgruntled Intern's Avatar
Haha, ew.

Why any of you think that I would be a great father is a mystery to me.
Posted 05-20-2008 at 12:32 PM by Disgruntled Intern

Mac Sirloin's Avatar
You have a good sense of humour and a good moral compasse (as far as I can tell, which is probably outright WRONG or just RIGHT but for different reasons.) That should be all it takes to raise a good kid, your GIRLFRIEND on the other hand, getting impregnated by a sarcastic and caustic FUCK like you is a myustery to me.
Posted 05-20-2008 at 12:47 PM by Mac Sirloin

Anonyman!'s Avatar
Congratz on your girlfriend's uterus parasite. May it have all of it's parts in order. I'm sure it will, you just seem too strong to have fucked up semen.
Posted 05-20-2008 at 12:58 PM by Anonyman!

DarkHoodness's Avatar
Gratz! Extra points for staying with each other, planning ahead, and taking it into your stride instead of freaking out like most people do when they're in your situation.
Posted 05-20-2008 at 08:14 PM by DarkHoodness

alf's brother's mate's Avatar
Yes alcar, that is no mystery to me.

Good luck DI, and congratulations.

ABM
Posted 08-06-2008 at 11:52 PM by alf's brother's mate

Oddsville's Avatar
Little late but congratts.
Posted 08-07-2008 at 05:55 AM by Oddsville

Jacob's Avatar
Do you have a child?

What happened?

I love stumbling on things LATER on, 'cos it means the ANSWERS are so readily available. It's like watching a BOXSET of something and not having to wait a year for the next season!
Posted 03-18-2013 at 06:01 PM by Jacob

Nate's Avatar
Uhhh... Jacob, you should have read through DI's blog history. I'm afraid it didn't go well.
Posted 03-18-2013 at 06:28 PM by Nate

STM's Avatar
You're asking Jacob to act with intelligence, Nate...come on now...
Posted 03-19-2013 at 08:34 AM by STM

 

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