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Captain Morgan's Revenge

Posted 05-14-2008 at 05:55 AM by Nemo
Now as we stand before the gallows, waiting for the end,
I'll say these final words my friend.

At sunrise we will dance the hempin jig,
so raise up your pint of rum and take another swig.
The curse of Captain Morgan has lead us to this fate.
So have no fear and don't look back,
the afterlife awaits!
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Wings of Fire's Avatar
BE THAT WORD OUR SIGN OF PARTING
BIRD OR FIEND I SHRIEKED UPSTARTING
GET THEE BACK INTO THE TEMPEST
ON THE NIGHTS PLUTONIUM SHORE
LEAVE NO BLACK PLUME AS A TOKEN
OF THAT LIE THIGH SOUL HAD SPOKEN
LEAVE MY LONELINESS UNBROKEN
QUIT THIGH BUST UPON MY DOOR
TAKE THE BEAK FROM OUT MY HEART
AND TAKE THIGH FORM FROM OFF MY DOOR

And the bird said 'Nevermore'.
Posted 05-14-2008 at 05:59 AM by Wings of Fire

Moosh da Outlaw's Avatar
THERE ONCE WAS A MAN FROM NANTUCKET
WHO KEPT ALL HIS CASH IN A BUCKET
HAD A DAUGHER NAMED NAN
WHO RAN OFF WITH A MAN
AND AS FOR THE BUCKET, NANTUCKET.

Do I get a prize?
Posted 05-14-2008 at 02:48 PM by Moosh da Outlaw

Okay, okay. You make alot of blog entries. This is your 32nd blog entry. Now get out there, and start posting like everyone else!
Posted 05-14-2008 at 03:46 PM by MeechShrykull1029

Wings of Fire's Avatar
Please do not start posting like the above blogger.
Posted 05-14-2008 at 03:52 PM by Wings of Fire

One, two, three
Swanky-swanky pigs
Oh-oh

One, two, three
Swanky-swanky pigs

Quid pro quo - now a strike for the honest.
I'm in motion top center.
Now you aren't mine,
Piggy Boy, I in no way expected,
that I'm flying into a bum deal again,
now with you.
Posted 05-14-2008 at 05:51 PM by Nemo

Anonyman!'s Avatar
SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER
WHEN YOU SEE THE WHITE WHALE
BREAK YOUR BACK, CRACK YOUR OARS MEN
IF YOU WISH TO PREVAIL
WHITE WHALE
HOLY GRAIL

Or something similar to that.
Posted 05-14-2008 at 07:11 PM by Anonyman!

Bullet Magnet's Avatar
I WISH I WAS A BETTER BARD
THIS WRITING LARK IS REALLY HARD
I'LL TRY AND TRY ALL DAY AND NIGHT
UNTIL I GET THIS POEM RIGHT

BALLS OF PAPER SCATTER THE FLOOR
PILES SO HIGH THEY'RE JAMMING THE DOOR
THE SUN'S GONE DOWN THERE'S NO MORE LIGHT
I STILL CAN'T GET THIS POEM RIGHT
Posted 05-14-2008 at 11:16 PM by Bullet Magnet

Leto's Avatar
NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND
AND DESERT YOU

yeah. you just did it to yourself.
Posted 05-16-2008 at 01:16 AM by Leto

Wings of Fire's Avatar
Epic spacing due to annoying avatar pic
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WHILE YOU ARE SLEEPING
I STEAL YOUR EARRING
LIGHT YOU ONE CANDLE
THIS ANGER I HANDLE

THEY SAID I WONT FIND YOU
BUT NOW I'M BESIDE YOU
I'M NOT ALL THAT STABLE
YOU SHOULD KNOW BY NOW
THAT YOU ARE MINE!
Posted 05-16-2008 at 04:52 AM by Wings of Fire
Updated 05-16-2008 at 04:55 AM by Wings of Fire

I already stopped posting as much as I used to. It should be "Please don't start posting like the above blogger used to."
Posted 05-16-2008 at 03:15 PM by MeechShrykull1029

Moosh da Outlaw's Avatar
Do you hear a faint buzzing sound?
*cough*MEECHSHRYKULL*cough*
Posted 05-17-2008 at 02:38 PM by Moosh da Outlaw

Very funny. Hahaha.
*laughing*
Posted 05-17-2008 at 05:01 PM by MeechShrykull1029

Wings of Fire's Avatar
WHEN A COLD WIND BLOWS IT CHILLS YOU
CHILLS YOU TO THE BONE
BUT THERES NOTHING IN NATURE THAT FREEZES YOUR HEART
LIKE YEARS OF BEING ALONE
IT PAINTS YOU WITH INDIFFERENCE
LIKE A LADY PAINTS WITH ROUGE
BUT THE WORST OF THE WORST
THE MOST HATED AND CURSED
IS THE ONE THAT THEY CALL SCROOGE
UNKIND AS ANY
AND THE WRATH OF MANY
THIS IS EBENEZER SCROOGE, HEY!
Posted 05-17-2008 at 05:42 PM by Wings of Fire
Updated 05-17-2008 at 07:40 PM by Wings of Fire

Moosh da Outlaw's Avatar
OH DO YOU KNOW THE MUFFIN MAN
Posted 05-18-2008 at 02:46 PM by Moosh da Outlaw

 

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