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A junkie bit me.

Posted 05-11-2008 at 08:12 AM by Disgruntled Intern
Updated 05-11-2008 at 08:14 AM by Disgruntled Intern
I've been on medical leave from work since the last blog entry.

Why?

The title explains it all.


We had some meth addict pop in after being beaten savagely by some police. After he tried to steal their car.

So, yeah. Junkie is cuffed to the stretcher, both wrists and ankles, so his mobility is a little...Hindered.

We're still not really sure how he did it, but all of the sudden his right wrist is out of the cuff, and he's flailing his arm like a lunatic. I'm one of the biggest nurses on staff, so I leaned over the stretcher from the left side to make some sort of heroic grab for his wrist, and unfortunately, he grabs mine. He then brings my forearm to his mouth, and bites.

Oh, how he bit. Not only did he draw blood...He removed skin. A lot of it. And a bit of meat.

So yeah. Had to get a series of emergency injections, as well as an HIV test. Then I was sent home.

Sadly, I became ill. Turns out the junkies mouth was so full of disgusting bacteria that I developed an uber-infection in my arm. My arm turned a lovely shade of crimson. Well, not my whole arm. Just a six inch radius around the bite.

Then I got feverish. Despite working in the medical field, going to the hospital terrifies me, so I put it off for as long as possible. So long, in fact, that I started calling in sick to work.

Ultimately they asked what sort of ailment I was claiming, and I told them about the infection. They actually sent an ambulance for me, free of charge, and put me up in a quarantined room for twelve days.

My arm is better. They didn't have to lop it off.

I felt stupid.
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Anonyman!'s Avatar
Well, at least you don't have AIDS and still hold possession of both of your testicles. Things aren't that bad once you think about it. I mean, what if he was a zombie? THAT would suck.


Edit: BTW, I like your T-Shirt designs. Where can I buy one of them and how much gold will you require?
Posted 05-11-2008 at 08:59 AM by Anonyman!
Updated 05-11-2008 at 09:02 AM by Anonyman!

Disgruntled Intern's Avatar
We're currently handling all of our shirt orders through our art collective, Pig Brains! Inc.

...If you're not a member of myspace, PM me and we'll talk shop.
Posted 05-11-2008 at 09:58 AM by Disgruntled Intern

Mac Sirloin's Avatar
Protip: The human anus is cleaner than the human mouth.

THE MORE YOU HURR
Posted 05-11-2008 at 10:01 AM by Mac Sirloin

Wil's Avatar
Well obviously, Kastere. Otherwise we’d have to brush and floss our arseholes every day.
Posted 05-11-2008 at 10:23 AM by Wil

Laser's Avatar
So...do you have a large chunk out of your arm?

Or did they sew it up?
Posted 05-11-2008 at 12:50 PM by Laser

Leto's Avatar
urgh that sounded horrible.

on your myspazz it says A Condfereracy of Dunces, I absolutely adore that book
Posted 05-11-2008 at 01:05 PM by Leto

Bullet Magnet's Avatar
I was bitten by a dog once. It got sick and died.
Posted 05-11-2008 at 03:41 PM by Bullet Magnet

Disgruntled Intern's Avatar
I had a couple of small chunks, as well as two very large lacerations caused by his top and bottom canines scraping the length of my arm when I pulled it out of his mouth.

They gave me 8 stitches initially, but once the infection was in full effect, they popped due to swelling.

Confederacy of Dunces FTW.
Posted 05-11-2008 at 08:09 PM by Disgruntled Intern

DarkHoodness's Avatar
Human bites are underestimated. :S And from someone who most likely had Meth Mouth. . . :S Bleaugh! I'm not suprised you got infected.

It's good you're okay, though. Unlucky to be bitten, but lucky enough to come out of it without anything serious.
Posted 05-12-2008 at 02:46 AM by DarkHoodness

Mac Sirloin's Avatar
Confederacy of dunces is win.
Posted 05-12-2008 at 12:05 PM by Mac Sirloin

Hobo's Avatar
A meth fiend bit me the other day.

True story.
Posted 05-17-2008 at 08:59 AM by Hobo

Oddsville's Avatar
Wow that really sucks! You must be using that new 'Meth' fragrance by Polo.
Posted 07-31-2008 at 06:32 PM by Oddsville

 

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