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Posted 02-13-2012 at 04:15 AM by STM
I had to go to the doctors today. To get some medicine. I hate going to the doctors, sometimes I get butterflies but this time wasn't so bad, I just wanted to get in and out and then go home back to bed to do whatever it is I do. What should have been a ten minute wait took fifty minutes. In that time I made some observations of the people that were subscribing to the same dismal waiting room as me. There was a woman with two young children and she couldn't keep them under control, the youngest kept tearing around the little room peaking in the corridors and stuff, then there was another mother with a child a little older who made an effort to crawl underneath everyone's chairs while running a vocal monologue on the course of events. He was narrating a story to himself on the fly about a train crash or something. Kid mumbled too much. Then there was a pair of old people who just stared at the children the whole time they were there like they wanted to suck the life out of them, or that they were envious of their energy or something.

I don't understand why the NHS thinks it's a good idea to have waiting rooms. Put a bunch of sick people together with another bunch of sick people and let them cough on each other and pick their noses and wipe the residue on their chairs. I wasn't even ill, but I probably will be now. They should have waiting pods or waiting cells. small cubicles, two metres tall and one metre wide, they should be shiny and white and inside they should be illuminated, there should be a chair and quiet music playing and all the while they should pump gaseous disinfectant into the chamber to stop you from infecting everyone else.

But then, I don't like spending unnecessary amounts of time with other people as well, especially if I don't know them or don't like them and they simply can't be ignored. So being in a small room with lots of sick strangers isn't fun. And now I have a headache. I must be coming down with something already.

I'm bored too.
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Posted 02-13-2012 at 05:05 AM by Dynamithix

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Seems rather pointless to set foot in a blog if you aren't going to read it...I mean, that's like picking up a newspaper and just holding it. But I'll let you off, chubby black guy made me lol.
Posted 02-13-2012 at 05:13 AM by STM

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This blog really isn't long or pointless enough to qualify for a tl;dr. Don't be a faggot.

I really really hate doctors waiting rooms too. Especially when there's children. About the only upside is those block sliding things I've never gotten bored of playing with.
Posted 02-13-2012 at 08:51 AM by Wings of Fire

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I know of those block sliding things. I see them in the dole office. It's great, it's keeps the children and their mothers occupied.
Posted 02-13-2012 at 09:11 AM by Ridg3

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I really don't like the places at all, but I got pills. So whoo!
Posted 02-13-2012 at 10:29 AM by STM

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I use waiting rooms as mixing vessels. If I could infect one person who already has the flu with the flu I got from a Pakistani guy at university, I'd breed a new strain inside that person.

And the next year I'd see how well it did.
Posted 02-13-2012 at 02:37 PM by Bullet Magnet

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Does the experiment not become clear when you press your face into someone else's and cough vehemently at it?
Posted 02-13-2012 at 03:06 PM by STM

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I just have to seat myself in a favourable conflux of air currents.
Posted 02-13-2012 at 03:13 PM by Bullet Magnet

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I think your over complicating things, let's just release cholera into the Thames and see what happens?
Posted 02-13-2012 at 03:39 PM by STM

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I already know what will happen. I want to see what happens when super-cholera is released into the Thames. But first I need to finish super-cholera.

Also, no one drinks out of the Thames any more.
Posted 02-13-2012 at 03:41 PM by Bullet Magnet

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Well, I know what to get you for your biiiiirthday Marcus.

some of that super-cholera I keep in the larder

xD
Posted 02-13-2012 at 03:57 PM by STM

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Just make sure that it's clearly labeled.

Posted 02-13-2012 at 04:46 PM by Bullet Magnet

STM's Avatar
Oh boy that sure brings back memories...like seriously nearly drinking hydrochloric acid...
Posted 02-13-2012 at 05:48 PM by STM

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those block sliding things
Can you provide an image to explain what you mean?
Posted 02-14-2012 at 01:37 AM by Nate

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Like this. I can't find the exact name for it, but you basically slide blocks attached to a plastic wire thing around and play with momemtm and stuff.
Posted 02-14-2012 at 02:41 AM by Wings of Fire

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Okay, I thought that might have been what you meant. I wasn't sure about the word 'block', which to me means something bigger.

I totally agree with you, though. I can't not play with those things.
Posted 02-14-2012 at 03:49 AM by Nate

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Beautiful minds.
Posted 02-14-2012 at 07:07 AM by STM

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i friggin love those things. they've had one in my bank for fucking ages, i always make a bee-line for it whenever i'm in there to keep myself occupied while i wait. although the only time i ever go into the bank is when i'm trying to fix some cock-up so aren't in the best of moods. then i play with it with a look of PURE RAGE on my face.

fuck. i wan't one for Christmas.
Posted 02-14-2012 at 03:02 PM by MA

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Bee-line? Bees?
Posted 02-14-2012 at 04:14 PM by STM

 






 
 
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