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Girlfriend

Posted 02-02-2012 at 06:53 AM by Crashpunk
Yep. I now have one.

It was really hard to say to her "fuck it, I'm just going to say it. I like you" (Actual words) This is pretty much the start of my first real relationship and I've never been so happy.
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Havoc's Avatar
What, again?
Posted 02-02-2012 at 04:22 PM by Havoc

T-nex's Avatar
Slog Bait's post made me think of this:
Posted 02-02-2012 at 05:09 PM by T-nex

Sekto Springs's Avatar
I love that guy.
Posted 02-02-2012 at 10:30 PM by Sekto Springs

Crashpunk's Avatar
Wow, this Blog quickly went out of hand.

Also the people who said I should hit her are fucking cunts.
Posted 02-02-2012 at 11:16 PM by Crashpunk

Sekto Springs's Avatar
Yes. We are fucking cunts. We fuck them frequently. You are not, and you probably won't get to unless you heed our advice.
Posted 02-02-2012 at 11:32 PM by Sekto Springs

Slog Bait's Avatar
Why can't I +rep on blog comments god dammit.
Posted 02-02-2012 at 11:57 PM by Slog Bait

Wil's Avatar
I agree with Nikki.
Posted 02-03-2012 at 12:41 AM by Wil

Ridg3's Avatar
I hit my girlfriend on a regular basis. She loves it.

Sometimes she laughs so much she cries a little.
Posted 02-03-2012 at 02:40 AM by Ridg3

Wil's Avatar
Jokes like this make me want to quit the Internet.
Posted 02-03-2012 at 03:40 AM by Wil

Havoc's Avatar
Don't hit your girlfriend, Chris. Only when she goes 'Hey! Why do you spend so much time on that forum and not with me! I want you to never go there again!' are you allowed to bitchslap her once. If she opens her mouth again, you repeat until she knows her place.
Posted 02-03-2012 at 03:53 AM by Havoc

STM's Avatar
Has she made you a sandwich yet?
Posted 02-03-2012 at 06:37 AM by STM

Mr. Bungle's Avatar
Has she touched your penis with her vagina yet?
Posted 02-03-2012 at 06:41 AM by Mr. Bungle

Sekto Springs's Avatar
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Jokes like this make me want to quit the Internet.
You need a stronger constitution, then.

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Don't hit your girlfriend, Chris. Only when she goes 'Hey! Why do you spend so much time on that forum and not with me! I want you to never go there again!' are you allowed to bitchslap her once. If she opens her mouth again, you repeat until she knows her place.
When Nikki and I were dating, we would fight over who used the forums first.
Posted 02-03-2012 at 08:39 AM by Sekto Springs

Havoc's Avatar
You lived together?
Posted 02-03-2012 at 08:53 AM by Havoc

MeechMunchie's Avatar
They used to accidentally post from each others' accounts.

I remember thinking "Why is Chris acting so cute?".
Posted 02-03-2012 at 11:19 AM by MeechMunchie

Nate's Avatar
Luke and Ambi used to do that too.


Awww... Luke and Ambi. Nostalgic sigh.
Posted 02-03-2012 at 03:25 PM by Nate

Mr. Bungle's Avatar
Who and who?
Posted 02-03-2012 at 03:54 PM by Mr. Bungle

Nate's Avatar
Luke and Ambi.
Posted 02-03-2012 at 10:14 PM by Nate

OANST's Avatar
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Popcorn. Bucket. Hole. Penis.
Whoah! Whoah! Man! He's still way too young for that! It's Popcorn. Bucket. Hole. Tiny penis. Remember?
Posted 02-04-2012 at 06:43 AM by OANST

Dixanadu's Avatar
The golden rule:

No means Yes.
Posted 02-04-2012 at 04:41 PM by Dixanadu

Strike Witch's Avatar
So is she fat?
Posted 02-04-2012 at 07:19 PM by Strike Witch

Nate's Avatar
I really hate this forum sometimes.
Posted 02-04-2012 at 11:42 PM by Nate

Slog Bait's Avatar
Only sometimes, though.
Posted 02-05-2012 at 01:10 AM by Slog Bait

Crashpunk's Avatar
wow, look at all these comments! i've found out half of you are just utter jerks sometimes

I know your all joking (I hope so anyway) but please can you stop saying so much insulting shit please?
Posted 02-05-2012 at 03:09 AM by Crashpunk
Updated 02-05-2012 at 03:18 AM by Crashpunk

MeechMunchie's Avatar
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The golden rule:

No means Yes.
And Yes means Anal.
Posted 02-05-2012 at 06:03 AM by MeechMunchie

STM's Avatar
You should have realised this would be the kind of reaction you get from this forum dude. Come on, you didn't honestly expect a big happy welcome party did you? That's sort of naive. Don't take it personally...you have a girlfriend, instantly that puts you in a social echelon above like 60% of the people on this forum.
Posted 02-05-2012 at 06:09 AM by STM

Crashpunk's Avatar
I did expect this...my own fault I suppose.

Meh. I don't mind too much, I'm just overreacting and your all harmless
Posted 02-05-2012 at 09:46 AM by Crashpunk

Sekto Springs's Avatar
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Luke and Ambi used to do that too.


Awww... Luke and Ambi. Nostalgic sigh.
They were dicks.
Posted 02-05-2012 at 11:03 AM by Sekto Springs

STM's Avatar
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your all harmless
I killed all the people in my village with an Argos pen.
Posted 02-05-2012 at 11:07 AM by STM

Nate's Avatar
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They were dicks.
But not as much as you were back then.
Posted 02-05-2012 at 02:24 PM by Nate

 
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