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Girlfriend

Posted 02-02-2012 at 06:53 AM by Crashpunk
Yep. I now have one.

It was really hard to say to her "fuck it, I'm just going to say it. I like you" (Actual words) This is pretty much the start of my first real relationship and I've never been so happy.
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Varrok's Avatar
This blog is sad.... wait what
Posted 02-02-2012 at 07:15 AM by Varrok

STM's Avatar
Fuck yeah. Sex'd yet?
Posted 02-02-2012 at 07:34 AM by STM

Havoc's Avatar
Pics or it didn't happen.
Posted 02-02-2012 at 07:54 AM by Havoc

Crashpunk's Avatar
@Scrabtrap a bit soon isn't it?
@Havoc I'm not uploading any pics, sorry. She defently wouldn't like the idea of me showing people pics of her on a Forum
Posted 02-02-2012 at 08:04 AM by Crashpunk

Dynamithix's Avatar
Yes she would, now give us pictures.

Congratulations.
Posted 02-02-2012 at 08:46 AM by Dynamithix

Wil's Avatar
Congratulations! Better remove that sign I left in your home.
Posted 02-02-2012 at 08:50 AM by Wil

Jordan's Avatar
Congrats dude
Posted 02-02-2012 at 09:02 AM by Jordan

AlexFili's Avatar
Congrats!
Posted 02-02-2012 at 09:11 AM by AlexFili

Crashpunk's Avatar
Thanks y'all, appreciate it

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Congratulations! Better remove that sign I left in your home.
As soon as I saw this, I went looking for the sign Minecraft last night was so funny. I was laughing so hard.
Posted 02-02-2012 at 09:25 AM by Crashpunk

dripik's Avatar
Well done, man. Just don't let Minecraft get in the way too much!
Posted 02-02-2012 at 09:51 AM by dripik

Scraby's Avatar
Congrats!
Posted 02-02-2012 at 09:51 AM by Scraby

Ridg3's Avatar
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I'm not uploading any pics, sorry. She defently wouldn't like the idea of me showing people pics of her on a Forum
Under thumb already?

Well done anyways, you woman wooing feller you.
Posted 02-02-2012 at 10:07 AM by Ridg3

OANST's Avatar
Forget everything that Wil taught you. She won't be ready for you to put it in that hole for quite some time.
Posted 02-02-2012 at 10:32 AM by OANST

Slog Bait's Avatar
Congrats!

If you notice her starting to use you to get cool shit, run like a motherfucker.
Posted 02-02-2012 at 10:53 AM by Slog Bait

MeechMunchie's Avatar
Crashpunk 1 : MeechMunchie 0 (.2)
Posted 02-02-2012 at 11:21 AM by MeechMunchie

Slog Bait's Avatar
.2 what.
Posted 02-02-2012 at 11:52 AM by Slog Bait

MeechMunchie's Avatar
0, or maybe 0.2 if that trainwreck really qualifies as a relationship.
Posted 02-02-2012 at 11:55 AM by MeechMunchie

Ridg3's Avatar
I thought you were in a relationship with MA?
Posted 02-02-2012 at 12:34 PM by Ridg3

STM's Avatar
Crashpunk, it's never too soon, just get her drunk. Nah I'm kidding don't do that. That only works for one night stands. Those don't end well.
Posted 02-02-2012 at 12:53 PM by STM

Dixanadu's Avatar
It's her obligation as a female to satisfy you.

Uhm. I mean, congratulations!
Posted 02-02-2012 at 01:08 PM by Dixanadu

Sekto Springs's Avatar
Hit her. Chicks love that.
Posted 02-02-2012 at 01:26 PM by Sekto Springs

JennyGenesis's Avatar
Get her into Oddworld!

Otherwise you fail
Posted 02-02-2012 at 02:22 PM by JennyGenesis

Ridg3's Avatar
Women love clubs. Hit her with a club.
Posted 02-02-2012 at 02:27 PM by Ridg3

MeechMunchie's Avatar
I demand one night with her. No, two!
Posted 02-02-2012 at 02:32 PM by MeechMunchie

Ridg3's Avatar
Popcorn. Bucket. Hole. Penis.
Posted 02-02-2012 at 02:41 PM by Ridg3

Havoc's Avatar
Dude you don't demand a night with someone's GF. That's just not cool...
Posted 02-02-2012 at 02:41 PM by Havoc

Slog Bait's Avatar
Instead, you demand to join in on all the action. If you're denied JUMP IN ANYWAYS.

Nothing could possibly go wrong.
Posted 02-02-2012 at 02:51 PM by Slog Bait

Havoc's Avatar
Well, if you're into that sort of thing. I'd rather have two girls.
Posted 02-02-2012 at 03:00 PM by Havoc

Slog Bait's Avatar
If it's fairly attractive it is fair game. Genitalia means nothing.
Posted 02-02-2012 at 03:09 PM by Slog Bait

T-nex's Avatar
Show me your genitals, your genitals!
Posted 02-02-2012 at 04:08 PM by T-nex

 
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