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Debt Crisis

Posted 01-16-2012 at 06:10 AM by Dixanadu
If anyone doesn't know what the social fund is, it's a haven for the cunts of society to rob money from the government to fuel their disgusting habits.

Unfortunately, I was apart of this system for some time.

They sent me a letter saying, "Give us the £305.14 you owe us, or we'll throw your ass in court. You have two weeks kthnxbai."

Now, I have two weeks to gather gold while the count-down clock from 24 plays (with 4-split screens, each of which has me making cups of tea at different angles).

WAT DO
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STM's Avatar
Go to a pawn shop and sell £305.14 of your assets, then get a job and buy what's left back.

Busking? I think a mate of mine made about £1200 from busking once.

Also I suppose you could check the Job Centre if you need any job at all? Good luck with it all mate.
Posted 01-16-2012 at 08:02 AM by STM

JennyGenesis's Avatar
Why do you owe it to them?

Sorry, I just really haven't a clue about benefits or anything.
Posted 01-16-2012 at 09:34 AM by JennyGenesis

Scraby's Avatar
If you dont owe em dont give em,i didnt quite get it who sent you the letter,but if they try anything funny report it to the police. Double check where that came from,and who sent the letter.If its just a band of cunts that want to get ppls money you should sue them.
Posted 01-16-2012 at 10:00 AM by Scraby

STM's Avatar
JG why do people claim benefits? Dust off your brain and use it.
Posted 01-16-2012 at 10:47 AM by STM

JennyGenesis's Avatar
I know why people claim benefits, I just don't know anything about them, so I was asking about this business of owing them £300.
Posted 01-16-2012 at 11:47 AM by JennyGenesis

Wings of Fire's Avatar
I'm a little curious about why exactly you owe money too.
Posted 01-16-2012 at 12:44 PM by Wings of Fire

Phylum's Avatar
Why do you have to pay it back? That's not how social funds work in my experience.

e: Oh, debt crisis. So they're calling money back from people without jobs?
Posted 01-16-2012 at 02:14 PM by Phylum

moxco's Avatar
Could you not just borrow the money from a family member, promising to pay it back when you get a job?
Posted 01-16-2012 at 02:43 PM by moxco

Mr. Bungle's Avatar
Have you considered prostitution? That line of work seems right up your alley. No, really!
Posted 01-16-2012 at 08:58 PM by Mr. Bungle

Dixanadu's Avatar
You always have to pay back the money, even while you're on it they take so much out of your allowance.

I think every three or four months they take it out. You always have to pay it back.

I'm going in there tomorrow to sort it, hopefully something good will come of it.
Posted 01-16-2012 at 10:42 PM by Dixanadu

Mudokon_Master's Avatar
Good luck!
Posted 01-16-2012 at 11:54 PM by Mudokon_Master

Daxter King's Avatar
Since you didn't answer why you owe them money, I'm going to have to assume you used the money to fuel your addiction to dragon dildos.
Posted 01-17-2012 at 09:25 PM by Daxter King

Phylum's Avatar
So that's what was in the brown paper bags.
Posted 01-17-2012 at 10:34 PM by Phylum

Dixanadu's Avatar
There is no reason; you just always have to pay it back.

I'm going there in half an hour so... I'll let y'all know what's gonna happen.
Posted 01-17-2012 at 11:18 PM by Dixanadu

Ridg3's Avatar
What happened!? What happened!? What happened then?
Posted 01-18-2012 at 06:02 AM by Ridg3

Mr. Bungle's Avatar
I'm on the edge of my seat
Posted 01-18-2012 at 03:38 PM by Mr. Bungle

Mudokon_Master's Avatar
I'm biting my nails.
Posted 01-18-2012 at 07:48 PM by Mudokon_Master

Dixanadu's Avatar
Shit, I forgot about you lot.

So I went in and I gave the receptionist the letter they sent me. She said, "I'm sorry sir, you'll have to make an appointment."

I replied, "The letter did not say I had to, other than respond to it by 14 days."

"This is a response, you'll need to make an appointment."

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

So, I go in next week. At noon.

Balls.
Posted 01-19-2012 at 01:49 AM by Dixanadu

Ridg3's Avatar
Response = Mission complete.

Now, kick back, relax and have a beer.
Posted 01-19-2012 at 02:44 AM by Ridg3

Dixanadu's Avatar
Far from it, I suspect.

Next week will undoubtedly be a test of patience because those cunts ask the most pointless questions.

And giving an honest answer is never enough.
Posted 01-19-2012 at 07:24 AM by Dixanadu

STM's Avatar
Gives you more time to pay the money back though right?
Posted 01-19-2012 at 07:34 AM by STM

 

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