Happy 2012 you bastards

What a nice title. Happy New Year!

have a great one.

Here's to the upcoming shit pile that will be 2012.

Enjoy your party Dynamithix, and hope everyone else has a fucking gooden as well.

Why is everybody celebrating 2012?

Don't people realise that we are all going to die?

We are just not gonna die, we are gonna die!!

If the 2012 phenomenon was real, I still wouldn't let it kill me. Survival of the fittest bitches.

The fittest bitches best survive, I'll need concubines when I'm king of the new world that'll follow.

All hail.

All hail me. I've got the most Fallout experience than any of you!

Noooo way maaaan, Fallout is my thaang.

Happy end of the world, peeps! Be sure you're out celebrating and not stuck by yourself in front of your computer like I am.

I wonder how many people actually believe this mayan calendar bullshit to be true. Funny if they started selling off their possessions and stuff - I have no sympathy for them though.

I, too, will be going out momentarily. Unlike the party Dyna is going to, there will be alcohol and not lemonade.

So, happy 2012 you pile of delightful scrotums.

Also, if the world ends, don't worry. I'm sure some benevolent species will rescue us.

Can't be worse than 2011.

I spent my new year's eve at home because I didn't get invited to the party all of my friends went to, which was a fairly shit way to end the year.

My aunt and uncle came to our house for NYE, bringing their 14 year old daughter and one of her friends. They were steriotypical, giggley, idiot 14 year old girls, which was really fucking annoying at times.

I went to bed at 2 and was woken by my aunt and uncle leaving at 6. I then didn't get back to sleep. I woke up about 10 times in the 4 hours sleep I had. I feel like shit today, but if I go to bed now I'm going to fuck with my sleeping pattern.

So not the best end to the year.

I feel really petty posting this after OANST.

New year's has stopped feeling like an end-of-year celebration and more like an anniversary-of-last-year's-party celebration.

... Wow, what a terrible choice of music for London's new year celebrations.

Same as always though.

Happy Near Year, I suppose. I'm spending it chatting to Fuzzle Guy. OH NO WAIT HE'S FUCKED OFF AGAIN. Never mind. Let's see how much booze I can get through. Is the off-license open at this time?

I'm already through one and a half bottles of 8.2% Westons cider...

Oh man is my head gonna hurt in the morning. But that's what New Years is about! Whey-hey and another number and new start and shit!

EDIT: However it sounds like a war zone here with all these fireworks going off at once. My mum's dog is freaking out.

Maybe the dog is just scared about having less than a year left to live.

I didn't go to a party if that's what you folk are assuming, I just went to blow up some rockets with two of my buddies and then we went to my house and watched Natural Born Killers while listening to loads of wobbly woo music (dubstep).

Pretty fun actually, they left about half an hour ago though. Now I'm just gonna drink LEMONADE and lurk OWF.

FAggfoihyt

FAGGOTS

lol

3012 is off toa good start

Am drumk for the first time in like twoy ears and with any luck I might nbot theow uP!

I paileove sfor breaking the image you all hadf ogt me as a god fearing christian

I'm finding this funny for no apparent reason .

Dr unken spam is good, yo!

EDIT:L Also a firework shockwave made my PC re-start about 5 minutes ago. WTF.

I love you too WoF.