Weird Thing Popped Up. Won't Go Back Down.

I had that for two or three months when I started being on antidepressants. Has your body experienced any change in chemicals recently?

Even if not, it might just be a random temporary thing. Apart from going to the doctor my only suggestion would be to not worry about it and see what happens/how you feel later - getting anxious about it sure won't help.

Selective serotonin Re-uptake inhibitors have well-documented anorgasmia side-effects. In fact, some people use them off prescription for that very purpose.

Maybe you're just old and not particularly tasty

There's no way to put this delicately, but... how easily are you able to acheive your goal when taking matters in to your own hands?

Because you've pretty much described most of my sexual experience. I've learnt that even when someone else is involved, after a while I need to take more of a 'hands-on' approach.


If under those circumstances you're still struggling to... ermmm... unload the clown car, I'd recommend visiting a doctor. I know it's embarrassing (I've had to ask doctors about penis things too), but I'm sure this is an issue that can be easily fixed.

I haven't touched an antidepressant in five to six months. They just made me worse. So, that can't be it. As for taking matters into my own hands, I'll give it a try. I haven't masturbated in a looong time. At least a year, probably. So, yeah. I'll give it a shot. My balls are like watermelons.

Antidepressants don't really work that way though. They change your hormonal balance, and that change can last for a loooong time, even if you stop taking them. In fact, antidepressants are used as stimulants, and change your chemical make-up. So it's not really a matter of just not taking them anymore.

And yeah, they do have a nasty reputation of effing up your libido. That could be it.

Sometimes your own touch is what might be needed to give you a kick start.

I thought the blog title was a sexual innuendo about something else. Apparently not.

Your balls must be as blue as a clear, sunny sky, my man. Try different things, I suppose, something that you've never tried but that might be hard because I picture you as some sexual deviant who has mastered everything in the kamasutra.

Actually, do what Nate said instead.

It's not well-documented in the side-effects listed in the packet. It's not documented at all.

Might be something to go to the doctors about mate. Especially now that you're middle aged and not so tasty.

My Bowels Don't Hurt, But My Genitals Are Broken

If it is in fact the antidepressants, then you just need to wait out the side-effects and let your hormones reset to default, essentially.

If it's not the antidepressants, then perhaps you need to get a little freakier to get your rocks off.

Maybe you're gay.

definitely gay.

I remember when I turned gay, my penis fell off.

OANST has a roller coaster ride ahead of him.

Something sort of occurred to me. It may have something to do with this synthetic pot I've been smoking called Sonic Boom. If that's the case, then I'm just going to deal with it because Sonic Boom is the best goddamn drug I've ever taken, and I consider the inability to orgasm as a fair trade off. Yeah. I do drugs again. Nothing hard core. Just Sonic Boom every other night or so.

You addict.

Send me some too.

Oh, my god. It's amazing. It's considered synthetic marijuana, but it feels more like acid. It doesn't make you hallucinate, but it's incredibly intense. It only lasts for 20 to 30 minutes, too. So it's not like your a complete wreck for the whole night.

Okay yeah, thats definitely it. That shit makes me downright sterile.

Damn, I want to know where I can get my hands on some.

Is it a legal high?

Can I suggest laying off the Boom just for a week and see if your penis returns to normal? Even if you start smoking it again, at least you'll know for sure.

I've gone more than a week without smoking it. I don't always re-up right away when I run out. And, yeah. It's legal.

I've heard of that synthetic pot. It sounds interesting, but I think I'll stick to the natural stuff.

Its about four times stronger than natural pot, and about a fourth cheaper. It's four times more likely to kill you than natural pot though.

Four times zero is still zero. =p

I'd never put my hands on synthetic shit. Besides, pot is enough to fuck me up x_x Never doing it again.

I'll not put my hands on natural shit, either, Nexy :P

Unfortunately, after scouring the interwebz for a nice website that might be able to sell me some I came across a totally different, better, more awesome website which I won't post due to rule violation.

But if anyone can find a way for me to procure this Sonic Boom, I'll be more than grateful

In what way is it synthetic? Is it totally just chemicals, or is it a genetically-altered breed grown hydroponically?