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Weird Thing Popped Up. Won't Go Back Down.

Posted 12-25-2011 at 05:01 PM by OANST
I discovered recently that it is becoming very difficult for me to ejaculate. Sometimes it's impossible. Now, this may make me some kind of sexual superman as, yes, I do get an erection, and am capable of functioning sexually, but being incapable of climaxing means it could go on for hours. The last two times I had sex I was not able to orgasm at all, and it has been progressively getting more difficult to achieve orgasm for a while. Any thoughts?
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OANST's Avatar
It's not actually marijuana. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Synthetic_cannabis has a lot of information on it. I've tried a lot of different brands, and they all feel completely different. Space Cadet feels like really strong pot and lasts for like three hours, for instance. However, nothing compares to what Sonic Boom does.

For anyone who is interested, and remember that this is legal, you can find it here: http://wicked-incense.com/cartz/
Posted 12-27-2011 at 07:55 AM by OANST

Daxter King's Avatar
Shit, that is much cheaper than weed.
Posted 12-27-2011 at 10:13 AM by Daxter King

Wil's Avatar
It's a Class B drug in the UK. None of that shit for me.
Posted 12-27-2011 at 12:17 PM by Wil

Mr. Bungle's Avatar
damn, those prices are nice. i might buy a couple g of Sonic Boom just to try it. If its as good as you say it is, I might not ever need a dealer again.

But I doubt that.
Posted 12-27-2011 at 03:19 PM by Mr. Bungle

Sekto Springs's Avatar
You certainly won't. That stuff really fucks you up. Don't underestimate it's potency. My friend packed and smoked a whole bowl the first night he tried it, and it completely destroyed him. He spent the night lying on the floor, staring at the ceiling without blinking, mumbling to himself.

By his account, he said he forgot that he was human and felt like little more than a disembodied consciousness floating through space. He had to make a conscious effort to remind himself to breathe. He's never fully gotten over that experience, and says his perception of the world has altered as a result, though he's never elaborated on what he means.

All the same, a third of a bowl of that legal shit feels like a whole bowl of decent real weed. So on top of being potent as balls, it's far more cost effective. But like I said, it's also way worse for your health.
Posted 12-27-2011 at 07:21 PM by Sekto Springs

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It's a Class B drug in the UK. None of that shit for me.
How so? I can't find any documentation against the drug at all and the website seems happy enough in shipping it out to the UK.

You've worried me now :S
Posted 12-28-2011 at 07:20 AM by Ridg3

OANST's Avatar
There are certain synthetic marijuana brands that have been banned. Sonic Boom hasn't been as of yet. And Mr. Bungle, I completely understand your skepticism. I was skeptical. I swear, you will be surprised as hell by what this shit does.
Posted 12-28-2011 at 07:26 AM by OANST

MA's Avatar
apparently there's no shipping available to the UK, or at least that's what it keeps telling me. i was gonna try it out, too.
Posted 12-28-2011 at 01:21 PM by MA

Ridg3's Avatar
Gah, no shipping available to the south of Ireland either.

Thankfully I have a mate in America who can get it and ship it out to me and I can reimburse him his money through Paypal,

Sounds like a good idea.
Posted 12-28-2011 at 02:32 PM by Ridg3

Wil's Avatar
What's your mate's email address?
Posted 12-28-2011 at 03:47 PM by Wil

Sekto Springs's Avatar
This forum needs to have a ganja party.
Posted 12-28-2011 at 06:54 PM by Sekto Springs

Mac Sirloin's Avatar
Synthetic weed shakes my jitters and shivers my timbers. I've read one too many stories of people who had essentially what happened Sekto's pal happen to them. No thanks.

Bearing that in mind, maybe try for a tolerance break or something like that. Smells like a justifiable reason to me.
Posted 12-28-2011 at 11:23 PM by Mac Sirloin

Sekto Springs's Avatar
I tap it once or twice a month, if that. That's probably still twice as often as I should.

Be careful with that shit.
Posted 12-28-2011 at 11:39 PM by Sekto Springs

 

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