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Some Enchanted Evening

Posted 11-26-2011 at 01:47 PM by JennyGenesis
I was feeling hungry this evening but I couldn't be bothered to cook, so I decided to go out for a Kebab.

I was walking through town when suddenly I found a girl lying on the floor outside a shop crying.

So I went down and spoke to her and got her on her feet, it was apparent right away that not only was she pissed, she was underage to, so after a nice conversation (Which involved her bitching about men) it seems that her friends abandoned her, she didn't have a phone either!

Thank goodness it was somebody as nice as me that decided to help her, because her hand was going down between my legs, I politely moved her hand away and did explain that she was vulnerable to some "nasty people" who may have taken advantage of what she was doing to me

So I had my arm round her because she could barely balance herself, after more conversation I got her name, age (17), and address, so since I had her address I offered to walk her home, things were going great, she was crying the entire time but we were making friendly conversation.

Things then turned sour as suddenly she didn't want me anywhere near her, she was screaming at me and even tried to hit me at one point, so I told her that I was going away but I was quietly following behind her just to make sure she was safe, it got to the point where she fell right on her face on the floor, I ran over to pick her up, but she went loopy on me and refused to move!

I tried my best but she continued screaming at me and said she was not going anywhere, I decided to get the assistance of the Police, but none of us had a phone, so I ran to the nearest house with lights switched on,

Now this bit you won't believe, because this truly fucked me off.

I rang the door bell, a woman answered and I explained the situation to her and asked if I could use her phone to call the police, she took a peek outside and just said "No" and closed the door on me!

Holly (the girl I'm trying to help) is suddenly on the move again rather swiftly and hurls abuse at me from across the road.

I found 2 young girls walking towards us and I ran over to them, explained what was happening and they were nice enough to help me and let me use the phone whilst trying to control Holly.

So the phone call was over and the Police were on their way. Problem was, Holly was shouting at all of now and was running away, the only option I felt was to stay exactly where I was so that the Police could find me when they arrived.

The Police turned up, I told them everything, gave them Holly's details and described her, the Policeman thanked me and said that he will search for her and get her home safely.

So the next thing for me, was to go home, I only told my mum I was getting dinner and since I was out quite a considerable time I found it best to go home and tell her what happened,

Turns out my mum was trying to phone me the entire time, so I explained the situation, and left the house to finally get my kebab!
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Wings of Fire's Avatar
I'm so terrified of being like that I drink once in a blue moon and lightly at that.
Posted 11-29-2011 at 04:27 AM by Wings of Fire

STM's Avatar
I drink safely on a semi-regular basis, a glass of Merlot on a weekend perhaps, or every other weekend.

However once a month or so, I get together with around 20-60 people, get shit faced, dance, forget I have any problems and have an amazing time. I then stumble home into a warm bed and sleep until the late afternoon the next day. In my opinion, it is fun. But then everyone is different. And I can understand why it doesn't appeal to everyone.
Posted 11-29-2011 at 07:42 AM by STM

MA's Avatar
i drink to get drunk. i like having those lovely drunk conversations about utter shit.
Posted 12-01-2011 at 09:34 AM by MA

 

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