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Apple Magic

Posted 10-08-2011 at 07:20 AM by JennyGenesis
So yesterday I invested (too much) money in a 15” Macbook Pro, I've been without a computer for a few weeks now and I needed something for university, as great as that sounds, buying the computer was even better! It was an adventure!

I wanted to have a good chat with a specialist, so instead of buying online, I went to the Apple store in Cardiff, when I got there, there were flowers and sticky notes outside the shop all in dedication to Steve Jobs.

I found exactly what I was looking for, so I wanted to chat with someone and make a purchase, each product in the store was hooked up to an Pad, which would display information about the product that it is linked up to, but to speak to a clerk, you press a button on an Pad, and somebody comes over to assist.

So after a long chat I also bought a mini port to VGA cable (Explanation below) and a case. The assistant had this Ipod touch with a barcode scanner on the back of it, she scanned the cable and bag and after more presses on this Ipod a man comes out of a door with my fresh factory sealed Macbook.

Seeing as the final cost came to £1367.60 there was obviously no way I was going to be walking around Cardiff with all that cash on my person, so naturally I paid with my debit card, again, the assistant pressed some things on her ipod and suddenly I noticed a screen light up on a Chip and Pin.

She asked if I wanted a receipt by email or printed, I asked for both, again I was impressed as suddenly this piece of paper was coming out from underneath a table where products were being shown, I asked how you pay by cash and the assistant was nice enough to show me

You guessed it.......

Works away on her Ipod, and then the side of the table opened full of money!

So that was the end of the magic in the Apple store, they were nice enough to give me what I can only describe as a sports bag with the Apple logo on it, surprisingly they didn't charge me 5P for it! Wales sadly has this new bullshit law thing in place where every shop MUST charge you 5P for every carrier bag they give you, but it's very confusing!

McDonalds are even charging 5P for their paper bags, but I went into Greggs the other day, I didn't get charged 5P for a paper bag, and in Blur Banana, the girl at the till said that she will give me a paper bag as she would have to charge me 5P for the plastic bags.

So why are McDonalds charging 5P for their paper bags?

Enough of me ranting about that, the explanation for the mini port to VGA cable, I still had the monitor from my old tower lying around in my room being unused, the photograph below will explain my creative way of watching TV and full screen videos in the night, the photograph was taken from my bed.


At the time, I was watching the 1970 Dodge Charger R/T episode of Wheeler Dealers

I'll end this blog by saying, as I type this, I am suffering from the worst hangover I have ever had the misfortune of suffering from. I discovered the joys of Jagermeister last night, had an awesome night, until I got home, I kept vomiting! Today, the vomiting still continues :'(
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Dynamithix's Avatar
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Seeing as the final cost came to £1367.60
For a 15-inch laptop?! You should've bought an amazing PC instead! Jesus, 1367£!
Posted 10-08-2011 at 08:26 AM by Dynamithix

Havoc's Avatar
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So yesterday I invested (too much) money in a 15” Macbook Pro
I'm glad you realized it yourself.
Posted 10-08-2011 at 08:54 AM by Havoc

Crashpunk's Avatar
£1367.00? You weren't kidding.

I bet you could get a PC with about the same specs with half the price.
Posted 10-08-2011 at 09:24 AM by Crashpunk

JennyGenesis's Avatar
No.

£1367.60
Posted 10-08-2011 at 10:28 AM by JennyGenesis

Manco's Avatar
I can’t wait until you get sick and tired of all that grey.
Posted 10-08-2011 at 11:08 AM by Manco

Crashpunk's Avatar
Cause 60P makes a diffrence doesn't it
Posted 10-08-2011 at 12:48 PM by Crashpunk

STM's Avatar
Yeh, if it was £1367 he could have got a few fredo's.
Posted 10-08-2011 at 12:50 PM by STM

JennyGenesis's Avatar
I don't like chocolate.
Posted 10-08-2011 at 01:50 PM by JennyGenesis

MeechMunchie's Avatar
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£1367.00? You weren't kidding.

I bet you could get a PC with about the same specs with half the price
Or a PC with about three times the specs for the same price.
Posted 10-08-2011 at 03:19 PM by MeechMunchie

Phylum's Avatar
But all the cool kids are getting Macs!
Posted 10-08-2011 at 04:18 PM by Phylum

Mudokon_Master's Avatar
Macs are silly
Posted 10-08-2011 at 10:44 PM by Mudokon_Master

Phylum's Avatar
They're actually really good. I love my Mac, although my next computer is going to be a PC.
Posted 10-08-2011 at 11:39 PM by Phylum

Jordan's Avatar
Macs are pretty and all... but I'd rather dish out all of that to get something that could do so much better.
Posted 10-09-2011 at 02:21 AM by Jordan

Ridg3's Avatar
Poor you, JG.
Posted 10-09-2011 at 05:49 AM by Ridg3

JennyGenesis's Avatar
Why?
Posted 10-09-2011 at 08:53 AM by JennyGenesis

Manco's Avatar
After spending over a grand on a laptop it makes sense that you’d be poor.
Posted 10-09-2011 at 10:35 AM by Manco

Crashpunk's Avatar
I think Alienwears and other gaming PCs look better then Macs.

I don't like the whole White and Glossy thing.
Posted 10-10-2011 at 05:34 AM by Crashpunk

Bullet Magnet's Avatar
It's because we now live in the future, where everything is white and glossy. When Apple moves into transport, we're golden.

The iBus. That'll make public transport popular. Sleek design. White ceramic sides with teflon finish. No more "CLEAN ME" messages scrawled into dirt. No fuel panel, just a big USB port.

Also they'll fly or something.
Posted 10-10-2011 at 12:37 PM by Bullet Magnet

STM's Avatar
I'd so love that, sounds almost Orwellian. They hover slightly above ground and blue energy pulsates from underneath. AND HUMANITY HAS ON CHOICE IN TECHNOLOGIES FUTURE. All because of JobsCo, subsidiary of the Apple Conglomerate.
Posted 10-10-2011 at 01:41 PM by STM

MeechMunchie's Avatar
HUMANITY ALSO HAS 'OFF' CHOICE

LUCKILY POWER SWITCHES STILL EXIST IN THE FUTURE
Posted 10-10-2011 at 02:12 PM by MeechMunchie

Ridg3's Avatar
When that time comes BM. Please make sure that Dixanadu has my iCoffin is ready for my iCorpse because I will hang myself from the closest barn's iRafters with a bit of iRope.

iSad.
Posted 10-10-2011 at 02:37 PM by Ridg3

STM's Avatar
This blog is iSad. Can we have a new category Dix?
Posted 10-10-2011 at 02:59 PM by STM

 

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