1.01 Year Anniversary of Arachnid Awareness

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That was September 2010, this is now October 2011 and the Morgan household is once again under threat from the relentless horde that is the spider.

Saturday night:

Came into my room, turned my light on. Shut down computer. Turned around. Sacre bleu! A massive spider! I froze in terror, fetched my dad to do away with the wretched fiend.

Sunday morning:

I wake up to a moderate sized spider opposite my bed. Proceeded to crush him with my C&C3: KW game case after two minutes of panicking.

Sunday evening:

Same species wandering on the wall in the kitchen. Fuck him.

Knocked him on the floor. Dog feasted.

Two hours later, a MONSTER of a cunt. I had to wake my dad to deal with him. Huge ones are just scary. (JG called me a coward on FB. Like he would know).

Today; my room. A huge cunt on the corner of my wall. Awkward angle; crushed him with the thin side of my C&C: KW case. That case has saved me twice. I played it today in thanks.

Two hours ago. ANOTHER ONE. I alert T-nex once it has been disposed of. She disapproves somewhat.

I just killed another one. It was on my god-damn Xbox! I waited until it wandered on the dresser for me to finish it off.

So yes, a much more severe arachnid problem compared to last year. I suspect their nest is in my room, however after much re-arranging, I have found no evidence to think so.

But still, fuck them. I can't sleep without thinking another of the cunts would creep up. I had to seek solace in a big bottle of vodka kept for emergencies (twas given to me two days ago, I see a perfect opportunity to crack it open and drown out my eight-legged sorrows).

Now, I'm tired, bored, a tad tipsy and scared.

Also JG, it's impolite to fuck off when I try to speak to you on Facebook!

I will allow Pilot to post an appropriate Poop.