Death to all carpet beetles

I found two of the motherfuckers in my room, crawling along the corners of the walls. After capturing them, they promptly launched an attack, sending hair into my nostrils and making me sneeze and leak snot all day.

It's on, motherfuckers. I don't care if there's a hive of 10 million of you sonsabitches hiding under my drawer/bookcase. I'm going to send all of you to hell.


While cleaning, I found a knife under my bed. It'll serve well enough to behead the PoWs.