Never again.

Was it Pepperoni? That's my favourite topping on Pizza.

You should eat it, then lay down. Embrace that feeling of full and fall asleep, it's comforting.

I fucking hate pizza. It's too fatty. My stomach doesn't appreciate me eating it.

Ridg3, I tried to lay down as soon as the pain started, but it just got worse somehow, ugh. It went away though.

That is what typically happens when one pigs out. When you start to fell full, generally that means, put the left overs in the oven and wait until later.

The beauty of pizza is how easy it is to store and reheat. It's your own damn fault if you ate the whole thing at once, you could easily have saved a few slices for later.

Wait a bit, then take a huge shit. Best feeling.

^

this man knows how to live

If you had my bowels you wouldn't enjoy shitting.

That said, it makes the rare times when it turns out alright both relieving and euphoric.