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I have irritable bowels.

Posted 06-23-2011 at 11:13 AM by STM
Updated 07-03-2011 at 04:42 AM by STM
Fucking theme parks and shitty burgers.

That is all.











This blog is rated 3 on the DEFCONN scale for shit blogs.
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Dixanadu's Avatar
Shit, yes.

Sad, no.
Posted 06-23-2011 at 12:44 PM by Dixanadu

RoryF's Avatar
You know, a blog with a title like this, I would've thought there would be a lot more comments...
Posted 06-23-2011 at 12:50 PM by RoryF

JennyGenesis's Avatar
You know, a blog with a title like this, I would've thought there would be a lot more in it. Like a backstory and stuff.
Posted 06-23-2011 at 12:59 PM by JennyGenesis

RoryF's Avatar
Hey, wait! STM said that he would make another one of those whiny blogs about useless blogs on the front page. Why isn't he making one about this?
Posted 06-23-2011 at 01:06 PM by RoryF

STM's Avatar
Perhaps this is a representation of what I feel blogs mostly comprise of these days. I couldn't possibly say that it is how all blogs are because some of the blogs on the front page are very personal and delicate at the moment.

Actually, the above is bull shit, it's simply an old joke that I don't think anyone has understood yet.

I have irritable bowels because I ate shitty food, went on roller coasters and watched my mates have a 'who can flem the furthest contest'. Fuck machismo.
Posted 06-23-2011 at 02:23 PM by STM

enchilado's Avatar
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I couldn't possibly say that it is how all blogs are because some of the blogs on the front page are very personal and delicate at the moment.
Posted 06-23-2011 at 03:44 PM by enchilado

STM's Avatar
Then there's lesbians. And I'll have you know that picture disgusts me a little if anything.
Posted 06-23-2011 at 03:45 PM by STM

Havoc's Avatar
STM you are hereby stripped of your male title. GTFO.
Posted 06-23-2011 at 04:08 PM by Havoc

Phylum's Avatar
I think you're thinking about the wrong forum.
Posted 06-24-2011 at 01:42 AM by Phylum

Alcar's Avatar
Try having actual IBS.



Alcar...
Posted 06-24-2011 at 02:17 AM by Alcar

JennyGenesis's Avatar
*covers eyes*
Posted 06-24-2011 at 02:40 AM by JennyGenesis

STM's Avatar
Havoc I far prefer a single straight woman with a fair rack than two women not interested in me or any other guy for that matter, sharing saliva and probing each others arse holes.
Posted 06-24-2011 at 05:30 AM by STM

Nate's Avatar
Wait... when did arse holes come in to this? You do know that females have more than one orifice down there, right?
Posted 06-24-2011 at 06:42 AM by Nate

STM's Avatar
O_O Wait what?
Posted 06-24-2011 at 07:38 AM by STM

Nate's Avatar
When did anyone (other than you) suggest that lesbians probe each others' arseholes? Why the hell would you think of that?
Posted 06-24-2011 at 07:38 AM by Nate

STM's Avatar
No I meant wait women have more than one hole?

It was a joke ¬_¬ never mind.
Posted 06-24-2011 at 07:52 AM by STM

enchilado's Avatar
Although I'm fairly sure they do - maybe Strike Witch can confirm this?
Posted 06-24-2011 at 08:14 AM by enchilado

T-nex's Avatar
Nah... we dont... It's all a big lie.
Posted 06-24-2011 at 08:24 AM by T-nex

MeechMunchie's Avatar
They have another scalp. Where do you think the hair comes from?
Posted 06-24-2011 at 09:05 AM by MeechMunchie

STM's Avatar
So do we also have second scalps all over our body...I suppose they only form after the age of 13 as well.
Posted 06-24-2011 at 11:00 AM by STM

 

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