F-ing kids. (Disclaimer: Lots of swearing)

Move to Texas if you want the right to shoot trespassers.

Pictures of anti kids fortification are in order here.

I would but I don't have a working camera. Need to buy one I guess.

And that's a shame, since last time this happened 2 years ago with some different kids, I hid somewhere, photographed them and sent it to the police, who helped identify them. They only stopped coming after the police paid them a visit.

Here's what you do, you get signs saying 'trespassers will be shot' if you put like 15 down across your property you have the right to shoot them below the pelvic area.

Alternatively you wait for them and as you hear them climbing over you charge at them screaming with whipped cream around your moothe. Rip your clothes as well.

Kids used to jump into my hedges at the front of my house but kids are cowards...even if they are my age and all I had to do was open the door and shout, "Dad, grab the air rifle quick!" And they were gone.

Change into some dirty underpants, don't shower for a week, and next time they come emerge from your doorway, breathing heavily and with a fixed stare, and smile invitingly:

"Hey there... kiddies. Can I... help you with anything?"

Just shoot em any way. No one has to know. Just make sure to dispose of the bodies and don't leave any trace of them left.

On a serious note. Maybe you should get a guard dog to scare them off. I don't think any one will bother you when you got big ol rottweiler in your yard. Kind of cliche i know, but it works.

Why do they come to your property anyway?

Cocaine and shit.

Specially the shit cos they can't afford toilets.

Put a massive banner on your house that says paedophile, and provided it isn't burnt down, it should keep them kids away fro your house.

That's just asking for a molotov cocktail trough your window...

Got two smaller dogs - They're a little feral and quite noisy but they're pets, not guard dogs, so don't bite anyone. They bark at everyone and everything who comes past - And only if they notice them. But when they do, it's hard to tell if what they're barking at needs my attention or not. But you'd think that'd keep kids away too, right?

Kids around here love to cause trouble because they're undisciplined and seemingly don't know right from wrong - They get bored and get kicks out of pissing other people off.

Our house is unusual 'cause it's on the edge of a wood with some out-buildings in the garden, and at a glance it looks like an easy target to cause vandalism and trouble for the thrill of it without being caught. Wish I could afford a decent fence rather than a shitty wire one.

What I really wish is that a) They wouldn't do this shit in the first place and b) that if I told them not to do something, that I'd be sure they wouldn't come back and do it again. But life doesn't work that way, does it?

Go and speak tothe parents. Explain that you want their brats out of your yard, and you are not going to be responsible for any injuries that you will almost certainly make happen, if they re-enter

Get some mounted machine guns and set them up on your lawn with lengths of string tied to the triggers so you can operate them from your armchair.

They don't need to have ammunition in them.

but it would be better if they did