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Annual Bee keeper Appreciation Day

Posted 06-15-2011 at 12:06 PM by STM
Personally I prefer apiarist because who knows whether bee keeper is all one word or not? Certainly not the google chrome spell check.

Hopefully this will be one of my finer crafted blogs. So, recently I have been talking increasingly about bee keeping, not to sure why, I think it stemmed from the pets thread, but coincidentally it appears to be 'Annual Bee keeper Appreciation Day', (if MoxCo made this up recently then I'll look rather foolish,) so I thought I would give a little information on my life as an avid apiarist and bees in general.

A good bee keeper will - weather providing - go and visit his apiary (collection of hives) roughly twice a week, this is not a solid figure and varies from person to person and country to country. I for one do not follow the trend, rather I take a l'aissez faire approach to looking after my little honey makers and visit maybe three or four times a month. A check roughly takes five to ten minutes per hive and in this time a trained eye will look at honey production, amount stored, whether it should be harvested, the number of bees in the colony, signs of disease and parasitic varroa destructor, whether the queen is laying and drone brood numbers, (how many lazy males are lounging in the hive). Armed only with my trusty smoker, a box of matches and a 'hive tool' (miniature crow bar) I tread up past the remains of the orchard and up to the hive boxes, clad in a thin polyester bee suit and a 360 degree mesh head cover and make hasty preparation before setting to work.

But should I be worried with the alarming statistics plaguing the news more and more? That the bees are dying, the Asian hornet's invasion from France to England imminent and CCD/ Varroa taking their respective tolls on the population, not even forgetting the amount of bees lost due to these ever harsher winters.

Well surprisingly the conservation status of the honey bee (the broad genus not species) is 'Least Concern,' however, I imagine individual species such as the 'British Bee' suffers far more than wikipedia lets on. Let's look at statistics:

N. Ireland reports a 50% decrease in honey bees due to CCD

Some American keepers can expect to lose 1/3 of their colonies year by year when it is these corporate apiarists that provide much of the pollination of our food stuffs.

Without the honey bee, we would need to provide a work force millions strong in America alone to hand pollinate the blooming crops such as apples, oranges, pears and most other fruits. There is even a legend that Einstein predicted with the global demise of the honey bee, humanity could sustain itself for no longer than three years.

Perhaps then, with bees playing such an important part in our lives we could show them common courtesy rather than the fly swatter. In fact, the pollination market is worth billions of GBP world wide. Funny to think that when one bee collects something under a gram of pollen in its life time.

And on a lesser note, I will have been on this site for three years in a couple of days, I hope by now most of you see me as one of the good guys, I certainly think of each of you as at the very least someone I can count upon to be nice and in general good people to be around.
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Dynamithix's Avatar
FUCK YOUR FUCKING BEES ALREADY

If you mention bees one more time in a non-bee related post, I will negrep the shit out of you.
Posted 06-15-2011 at 12:20 PM by Dynamithix

STM's Avatar
You do that, because rep is so important. ¬_¬
Posted 06-15-2011 at 12:21 PM by STM

STM's Avatar
And btw babe, I made this topic ergo...it's on topic. tralala
Posted 06-15-2011 at 12:22 PM by STM

Havoc's Avatar
It's a blog, but good on ya.
Posted 06-15-2011 at 12:26 PM by Havoc

STM's Avatar
Yeh well...*raspberry* to you then. ;D
Posted 06-15-2011 at 12:28 PM by STM

Dixanadu's Avatar
We have a thread for this shit.
Posted 06-15-2011 at 01:02 PM by Dixanadu

Mr. Bungle's Avatar
bees, bees everywhere
Posted 06-15-2011 at 01:32 PM by Mr. Bungle

Dixanadu's Avatar
Someone should make a 'Bees, Bees Everywhere' macro, featuring STM in his bee-suit with his arm around Dynamithix.
Posted 06-15-2011 at 01:37 PM by Dixanadu

Mr. Bungle's Avatar
omg. please, someone do that.

someone better at photoshop than myself.
Posted 06-15-2011 at 02:59 PM by Mr. Bungle

Dixanadu's Avatar
I think it's possible to do them in MS Paint.

EDIT: It is. And I did. But it looks like ass.

Posted 06-15-2011 at 03:04 PM by Dixanadu
Updated 06-15-2011 at 03:20 PM by Dixanadu

enchilado's Avatar
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Personally I prefer apiarist because who knows whether bee keeper is all one word or not? Certainly not the google chrome spell check.
I don't know what dictionary my spellchecker is using - whether it's Chromium's (which is better than Chrome, by the way) or whether it's Ubuntu's - but according to it 'beekeeper' is one word.

I think you need to use more... little connecty words, STM. For example

:
A good bee keeper will - weather providing - go and visit his apiary (collection of hives) roughly twice a week, this is not a solid figure and varies from person to person and country to country.
might be better written as

:
A good beekeeper will - weather providing - visit his apiary (collection of hives) roughly twice a week, though this is not a solid figure and varies from person to person and from country to country.
Posted 06-15-2011 at 03:24 PM by enchilado

metroixer's Avatar
i thought those bees were flying turds in that MS paint
Posted 06-15-2011 at 05:27 PM by metroixer

enchilado's Avatar
*le nice day*


*LE BZZZZ*


, Hey Dynamithix, wanna come 'play with my bees'?


, FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Posted 06-15-2011 at 05:58 PM by enchilado

mr.odd's Avatar
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FUCK YOUR FUCKING BEES ALREADY

If you mention bees one more time in a non-bee related post, I will negrep the shit out of you.
Don't pop a blood vessel or anything. seriously though, calm the fuck down
Posted 06-15-2011 at 07:44 PM by mr.odd

Oddey's Avatar
Personally I wouldn't mind listening to STM drone on about bees. Being a beekeepr probably isn't too bad.
Posted 06-16-2011 at 12:39 AM by Oddey

Dynamithix's Avatar
NNGHHHHHHH
Posted 06-16-2011 at 01:11 AM by Dynamithix

STM's Avatar
I'm taking that MS paint picture for my profile picture Dix, temporarily replacing my guy with a manly beard one. I think I like it so much because it makes me look fucking huge.

Also Oddey if you have a question ask and I'll tell you, I could literally write pages without a specific answer to give. Much to Dynamithix's distaste.
Posted 06-16-2011 at 06:21 AM by STM

MA's Avatar
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NNGHHHHHHH
WHOA CALM DOWN BROSKI WHOA JEEZ
Posted 06-16-2011 at 05:19 PM by MA

 






 
 
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