Worst night of my life?! You decide!
Friday 13th
4am: Finish revising for the night
5am: Wind down, watching a show or two and IRC chatting
6am: Go to sleep. Take sleeping tablet instead of wind pill and set alarm for 11:30am to catch psychologist appointment at 12:45
3pm: Wake up. Feel terrible and drowsy. Realize my mistake. Curse myself.
4pm: Lick my wounds and revise. Have breakfast and other shit
6pm: Watch a movie to break the revision monotony
8pm: Revision sesson with flatmate. I know my shit.
10pm: Have dinner, continue revision
Saturday 14th
1am: Finish revising for the night. Set alarm for 7:30am and climb into bed. Do not accidently take sleeping pill
1:30 am: Cannot get to sleep, feel somewhat uncomfortable in my gut
2am: Read a book until I feel drowsier
2:30am: Go to the toilet, have diarrhea. Roll around in agony for a while
3am: Go back to toilet, have constipation this time. Start feeling anxious
3:30am: Still can't sleep. Stay in toilet until I start shitting up blood. Heart starts beating like crazy, beginning of an hour long anxiety attack
4am: Full of terrible wind. Can't stop burping. Hate my life
4:30am: Get pissed off trying to sleep whilst rolling around in discomfort/pain. Go on internet to bitch at friends. Phone university helpline because I need to talk to an actual voice before I go crazy from the stress
4:45am: Finish talking to nice girl over phone. Calm down a little and try to get to sleep
6:30am: Wake up. Am tired and shitty but at least I didn't sleep through my exam
7am: Write story on OWF with unnecessary amounts of TMI