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"I has a gurl!♥X♥X♥X" (BLOGGER)

Posted 04-25-2011 at 01:06 PM by Spirrow

An Idiots Guide to Smackabitching:

I has a gurl, yeah.

But I dunno what the fuck to do with her. I could take the brunette out on a lovely dinner and a movie--nah, romantic walk in the park with take-out or an icecream. I is a cheapskate, we agree.

Then I can take her to my house when my parents are out and, you know, like totally get down and make out with her ass. And kiss her, and touch her junk and she'll smack me before pulling me close again and sharing oral DNA with me.

Then we'll like totally screw to the sun comes up and my horrified father walks in the door, his eyes roving appreciatively over my girls nude body as we try to cover up on the loving-I mean living room couch. Then we'll get married, and have kids and maybe I'll skip out of there to start the cycle again with another girl. So where to start now? Oh, yeah...

I has a gurl...

Ugh! This is the most sexist piece of shit I've ever found on Blogger. I'm about to post a very nasty comment, like why the bastard doesn't screw his mother. The ungrateful shit.

Oh, yah, how you doing, people?

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	Oh, yeah, the "idiots" guide to a slang term for dating. My bad.
	Posted 04-25-2011 at 01:07 PM by Spirrow

	Really? This is most sexist thing you've ever found?
	Posted 04-25-2011 at 01:27 PM by Wil

	I'd love to hear this girls reaction
	Posted 04-25-2011 at 01:27 PM by JennyGenesis

	Smackabitching. Hah.
	Posted 04-25-2011 at 01:31 PM by Dynamithix

	I thought you were leaving.
	Posted 04-25-2011 at 01:33 PM by Daxter King

	Can you say you've found worse? Well....other than that guy who photoshopped the original "Pussy With Teeth" pictures? Meh, that wasn't really sexist, I just know I didn't want to, you know...
	Posted 04-25-2011 at 01:33 PM by Spirrow

	Who said I was leaving? O ''My-Ass-Hurts" ANST?
	Posted 04-25-2011 at 01:34 PM by Spirrow

	Dixanadu appears.
	Posted 04-25-2011 at 01:37 PM by Dixanadu

	Dixie disappears.
	Posted 04-25-2011 at 01:40 PM by Spirrow

	No, I'm still here.
	Posted 04-25-2011 at 01:45 PM by Dixanadu

	Damn! -.-''
	Posted 04-25-2011 at 01:47 PM by Spirrow

	I'm just monitoring this blog for educational purposes.
	Posted 04-25-2011 at 01:48 PM by Dixanadu

	Have you learned anything good? Oh, wait, you're a girl, right? What is there educationally here for you?
	Posted 04-25-2011 at 01:52 PM by Spirrow

	I'm a girl with a penis. Or so half of the forum believes.
	Posted 04-25-2011 at 01:56 PM by Dixanadu

	Someone posted a porn .gif on tumblr the other day that was of a woman getting some peen from behind while on all fours in the kitchen. And what was she doing while that was going on? Cleaning the floor.
	Posted 04-25-2011 at 02:11 PM by Disgruntled Intern

	EHEHEHE! Now that is rich. So, Dixie's another person like Hobo used to be, claiming he's a girl when he isn't? Either that or shemale. I mean, for real.
	Posted 04-25-2011 at 04:37 PM by Spirrow

	How can you let shit like this bother you? It's obviously a troll. Fucking females, not able to understand proper sexism as opposed to trolling.
	Posted 04-25-2011 at 06:02 PM by Mr. Bungle

	Dude, I don't care if it's Hitler's grandson, I feel we all should give a degree of respect to women. Your mother. My sister--or else. Your wife. I'd take offense if I was a women.
	Posted 04-25-2011 at 06:10 PM by Spirrow

	I wouldn't, because I knew I'd just be giving the trolls what they wanted.
	Posted 04-25-2011 at 06:46 PM by Mr. Bungle

	Well, if telling them to shove a cock up their ass and fuck off is giving them what they want....Is Glowi still here.
	Posted 04-26-2011 at 06:49 AM by Spirrow

	stabs Spirrow
	Posted 04-26-2011 at 07:10 AM by Chubfish

	: So, Dixie's another person like Hobo used to be, claiming he's a girl when he isn't? Either that or shemale. I mean, for real. I never claimed I was a girl. I just had the female icon, because I figured it'd be funny as everyone knows I'm male. Well, apparently idiots take things literally.
	Posted 04-26-2011 at 08:00 AM by Hobo

	I did it because everyone calls me a woman, anyway. P.S this is blog is gay
	Posted 04-26-2011 at 08:40 AM by Dixanadu

	This blog is sad.
	Posted 04-26-2011 at 08:46 AM by Ridg3

	You guys are sad. Only idiots and gays mud-junkies call themselves girls when they aren't. That and morons. Adios, mo-fos.
	Posted 04-26-2011 at 08:51 AM by Spirrow

	Please go forever this time.
	Posted 04-26-2011 at 08:56 AM by Wings of Fire

	I want him to stay, I think we can bring his gay out of the closet.
	Posted 04-26-2011 at 08:57 AM by Ridg3

	I'm afraid he's straight by dint of having a really disgusting and creepy stalkerish crush on a past/maybe present member.
	Posted 04-26-2011 at 09:00 AM by Wings of Fire

	It's funny because he thinks he's witty.
	Posted 04-26-2011 at 09:01 AM by Dixanadu

	I think he's a disgusting little creeper.
	Posted 04-26-2011 at 09:13 AM by Wings of Fire

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