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Oh, yes..About time Peter did something new that can actually be used by normal members rathers than sitting in the background like a dominant male lion looking over his pride. Indeed, GO PETER!
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"I has a gurl!♥X♥X♥X" (BLOGGER)

Posted 04-25-2011 at 01:06 PM by Spirrow
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An Idiots Guide to Smackabitching:

I has a gurl, yeah.

But I dunno what the fuck to do with her. I could take the brunette out on a lovely dinner and a movie--nah, romantic walk in the park with take-out or an icecream. I is a cheapskate, we agree.

Then I can take her to my house when my parents are out and, you know, like totally get down and make out with her ass. And kiss her, and touch her junk and she'll smack me before pulling me close again and sharing oral DNA with me.

Then we'll like totally screw to the sun comes up and my horrified father walks in the door, his eyes roving appreciatively over my girls nude body as we try to cover up on the loving-I mean living room couch. Then we'll get married, and have kids and maybe I'll skip out of there to start the cycle again with another girl. So where to start now? Oh, yeah...

I has a gurl...
Ugh! This is the most sexist piece of shit I've ever found on Blogger. I'm about to post a very nasty comment, like why the bastard doesn't screw his mother. The ungrateful shit.



Oh, yah, how you doing, people?
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T-nex's Avatar
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This blog is sad.
Posted 04-26-2011 at 10:08 AM by T-nex

Dynamithix's Avatar
You gotta stop doing that, I get all sad when I see a sad blog. :'(
Posted 04-26-2011 at 12:48 PM by Dynamithix

Dixanadu's Avatar
T-nex is one of those people who gets a kick out of people crying.

She stalks funerals, licking their yummy tears away.
Posted 04-26-2011 at 01:21 PM by Dixanadu

Nate's Avatar
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I'm afraid he's straight by dint of having a really disgusting and creepy stalkerish crush on a past/maybe present member.
That's just misdirection.
Posted 04-26-2011 at 03:22 PM by Nate

Wings of Fire's Avatar
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That's just misdirection.
No. No. No.

For all my jokes and sly comments and shit I'm a good person and I know how to respect women (And men). I'm sweet, I'm very chivalrous and I have a lot of charm that I use to earn friendship and not pantsu. I can't stand actually creepy people, they make my skin crawl.
Posted 04-26-2011 at 03:34 PM by Wings of Fire

Nate's Avatar
Uhhh... Ummm... did you actually read what part of your post I quoted and was responding to?
Posted 04-26-2011 at 03:39 PM by Nate

Wings of Fire's Avatar
I assumed the worst, you're well known for shooting me down.
Posted 04-26-2011 at 03:40 PM by Wings of Fire

Nate's Avatar
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I assumed the worst, you're well known for shooting me down.
Yeah, I'm a dick like that. But this time I was clearly talking about Spirrow.
Posted 04-26-2011 at 03:42 PM by Nate

Wings of Fire's Avatar
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Yeah, I'm a dick like that. But this time I was clearly talking about Spirrow.
Stalking his beard, very suspicious of him.
Posted 04-26-2011 at 03:45 PM by Wings of Fire

Spirrow's Avatar
This is why I left the OWF.

You're all a bunch of obnoxious greasy teenage dickheads over-cooked by Rosie O'Donnell. Creepy sonofabitches.
Posted 04-27-2011 at 05:26 PM by Spirrow

enchilado's Avatar
So do all of us a favour and piss off again.
Posted 04-27-2011 at 07:10 PM by enchilado

Spirrow's Avatar
Nothing would please me more. Enjoy your horrible, corrupt and unproductive lives. I'll see you in Hollywood. *kicks rock in your face an takes off*
Posted 04-27-2011 at 07:49 PM by Spirrow

Nate's Avatar
You posted a blog about 'Smackabitching' and then complain about how immature and unpleasant we are?
Posted 04-27-2011 at 11:35 PM by Nate

Spirrow's Avatar
Well, I guess it only proves how you online folk can be douches. ARE douches. *pats the Admin on head*
Posted 04-28-2011 at 06:16 AM by Spirrow

Crashpunk's Avatar
Your the only person acting like a douche here?
Posted 04-29-2011 at 03:07 AM by Crashpunk

 
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