A bit of hope...

Now ear sex! Seriously nice one though. Once you get more in with her ask her if she wants to go see a film with her mates and your less retardy mates, that's how I succeded...seriously, ditch retarded friends for things like that though.

With friends? I've never done that. Whenever I've gone on a date with somebody I've always made sure it's just us 2 only. Everyone is different I suppose

If we ever go on a date (hopefully) I am going to make sure that it's only the 2 of us.

Thats the way forward. If its just the two of you she might catch a hin that you like her and of course there will be nobody interfering

Wish I'd have that kind of courage. Anyways, that's nice.

Say you wrestled thirty Egyptian soldiers all by yourself during the uprising.

Tell them you built the pyramids single handed.

And I meant a date before you do a proper date so as not to scare her off, I did it coz I'm shy as fuck and the guy I went with (not on the date with) had a date as well so we each had a girl.

I hate going on a date when there are other people around. Just incase if things do move on and you have that first kiss you wont have dickheads around laughing and making comments.

If they do laugh, say, "Where's your girl then? Cunt."

You automatically win.

Mmmmmm. I suppose. But is it really worth having the moment ruined?

For pride, yes. It also lets your partner know you don't take shit from no punk ass friends.

Agreed,actually just go and punch someone at random your that hard!

Cool. Try not to get friend-zoned, though. Good luck.

Good luck

Aw, good on you.

The only girl I ever kissed was drunk and pretty much forced herself into my face.

What Bungle said.

It fucking sucks.

I hate those kinds of kisses. What I hate more is when you pull away milliseconds later and they follow you around the bar like a lost puppy and your mate, who kissed her prior to that says, 'We shared saliva.' and she's right there. Following you home. Until she falls. And I stay behind because I'd feel like a dick if I left her there.

Guys this is going too fast, she doesn't even know i love her yet, and even if she does (I hope so) we won't go on dates, we will just talk alone at school or online.

It wasn't quite like that. It wasn't at a party for a start. And I think she actually liked me, and - but this made it far worse - I really liked her.

Liked? Does this mean that the spark of attraction has dimmed or is there still a little flicker of lust?

It aint going too fast abe619. It's just talking in the future tense

Love is a mixture of lust and attachment.

Nothing else.

See what the fuck I tell you 619, what did I tell you.

Be nice.

Don't hint you like her too much.

But make space for that 'what if...' gesture.

Happy STM, you big rugby bee raping heur!? I am.

I haven't seen her for about a year now, but I still liked her then.

You am what boy? You am what? Smack you w/ my cropple hond.

Finger you with my broked one.

You're an uncleaned bumhole.

You sure showed him.