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I like this joke more than I'm willing to admit.

Posted 03-12-2011 at 05:50 PM by Nemo
In the beginning, there were two horses.

One of them was named Larry, one of them was named Henry, and one of them was named William.

Larry was always odd, and usually talked to himself. Often, this would upset Henry, who would wonder who Larry was talking to.

William didn't seem to mind, because William was a horse and had no concept of speech.
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Nate's Avatar
You've fucked it up. It's meant to be a really long shaggy dog tale about several races between Henry and William. Also, I suspect you're waiting for me to point out that you only said there were two horses but you named three.

Also, for this you knocked OANST's blog off the front page?
Posted 03-12-2011 at 06:53 PM by Nate

It has many layers and possibilities.

Also, I thought the point of locking OANST's old blog was to break the tension and let people continue on posting blogs.

That blog post was going to get off the front page no matter whether or not I had posted this. The only difference would've been when it happened.

I'm extremely happy for OANST, and that things are getting better, and that's sort of the point. Things are getting better, and things are moving on. People will keep making toast in the morning, going to work, and posting blogs.
Posted 03-12-2011 at 06:55 PM by Nemo
Updated 03-12-2011 at 07:00 PM by Nemo

Wings of Fire's Avatar
Nemo has a point, but unless I don't get it this is a very stupid joke.
Posted 03-12-2011 at 07:23 PM by Wings of Fire

ziggy's Avatar
Talking to myself?

I'M A HORSE
Posted 03-12-2011 at 07:37 PM by ziggy

I talked with my friend a bit about it.
Posted 03-12-2011 at 07:38 PM by Nemo

MA's Avatar
your friend can't spell fucking 'schizophrenic'. fucking hate it when people misspell shit like that.
Posted 03-12-2011 at 08:10 PM by MA

Nate's Avatar
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Also, I thought the point of locking OANST's old blog was to break the tension and let people continue on posting blogs.
Not the one that was locked. The one that was unlocked and still being commented on and which gave everyone involved a warm fuzzy feeling. Thanks for killing the vibe, Nemo.
Posted 03-12-2011 at 08:57 PM by Nate

At least I have my hilarious joke.
Posted 03-12-2011 at 10:00 PM by Nemo

Havoc's Avatar
In the beginning there were 2 horses, then there were 3. I like it.
Posted 03-14-2011 at 01:31 AM by Havoc

Splat's Avatar
There was a cake and a muffin in an oven. The muffin said, "It's very hot in here, isn't it?"
And the cake replied, "Blimey, a talking muffin!"

I've had my fun.
Posted 03-14-2011 at 01:38 PM by Splat

Nate's Avatar
Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing.
Posted 03-14-2011 at 11:02 PM by Nate

T-nex's Avatar
Splat I had that joke YEARS AGO! >: ( And you brittyfied it!! Joke-murderer!
And it was two muffins!! And the other muffins says: OMG! a talking muffin !

And you're supposed to deliver it with movements and all irl. !!!!!!!
Posted 03-15-2011 at 08:24 AM by T-nex

MA's Avatar
why did the apple turnover?

because it saw the cream being whipped.

pure gold.
Posted 03-15-2011 at 08:29 AM by MA

Phylum's Avatar
What's grey and can't climb trees?

A carpark.

Ugh.
Posted 03-15-2011 at 03:40 PM by Phylum

Nate's Avatar
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What's grey and can't climb trees?

A carpark.

Ugh.
Congrats on destroying the food theme, dude.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.
Posted 03-15-2011 at 04:29 PM by Nate

Splat's Avatar
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What's grey and can't climb trees?

A carpark.
One of the top ten all time best jokes ever!
Which tells you a lot about my sense of humour, I fear.


This one won't work in writing.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree?
It was dead.
Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
It was dead.
Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
It was hit by the second.
Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree?
It thought it was a game.
Why did the fifth monkey fall out of the tree?
It was stapled to the fourth.
Why did the sixth monkey fall out of the tree?
Peer pressure.


To be honest, it's not that great a joke when said aloud, either.

On a lighter note, I applied for a job today.
Posted 03-15-2011 at 05:33 PM by Splat

Nate's Avatar
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This one won't work in writing.
FYI, it's generally funnier when told about koalas.
Posted 03-15-2011 at 11:07 PM by Nate

 

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