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Posted 02-19-2011 at 05:08 PM by STM
Updated 02-22-2011 at 10:59 AM by STM
The blog below may contain some sensitive material, about well...penis. I gotta ask because it's driving me nuts but I don't want to ask my parents or friends because this is an odd question...so why not ask a bunch of randomers who already think as low as possible at me if they like...anyway, I'm putting spoiler tags round this so you don't have to see it...here goes.

(please don't take the piss as well because it took me courage to ask and I don't think I could stomach coming here again if you did.)

IRONIC USE OF THE EDIT PENIS!


I bet I'll regret this tomorrow.
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RyuuFox's Avatar
LUBE
Posted 02-19-2011 at 05:58 PM by RyuuFox

Wings of Fire's Avatar
Jesus man, my foreskin sorts itself out during sex if I'm hard enough and my dick aint that big.
Posted 02-19-2011 at 06:04 PM by Wings of Fire

Bullet Magnet's Avatar
Not for everyone, it doesn't, and I can understand the squeamishness.
Posted 02-19-2011 at 07:22 PM by Bullet Magnet

DarkHoodness's Avatar
It's something I wouldn't worry about - As Wings of Fire said, foreskins sort themselves out during sex. Depends what your partner's tastes are, though I imagine most people don't care. In my experience, it's how good you are at making sex feel really good that matters most. And that's something you only learn by doing. :P

Most likely for the first few times, your dick will be tightly bound by a stupid condom which holds your foreskin in whatever position it was in when you slipped it on anyway. Like wrapping cellophane around your tongue before eating a tasty meal.
Posted 02-19-2011 at 07:54 PM by DarkHoodness

Bullet Magnet's Avatar
Good for curries, though. Goddamn culinary S&M scene.
Posted 02-19-2011 at 08:10 PM by Bullet Magnet

Mr. Bungle's Avatar
mine kinda goes back by itself when i'm horny, is pretty sweet
Posted 02-19-2011 at 10:54 PM by Mr. Bungle

STM's Avatar
Hmm, well mine does partly, but not all the way, like not over my head at all. =( Freaky. To pull it back though, do I literally just pull it until it goes back?
Posted 02-20-2011 at 01:28 AM by STM

Daxter King's Avatar
Mine does whenever the doctor cut it off when I was born.
Posted 02-20-2011 at 01:47 AM by Daxter King

STM's Avatar
Get you?
Posted 02-20-2011 at 02:24 AM by STM

Wil's Avatar
You can find out if your foreskin/glans combination is going to be painful or problematic during sex by playing with yourself. Why leave it until you’re feeling under pressure with proximity to another human? Experiment. That way, if you find there is something that’s going to be genuinely troublesome during sex, you can go to a doctor.

As for the squeamishness, I can only suggest the same tactic. Get yourself used to the appearance and feeling. You deserve not to be disgusted by your own body.
Posted 02-20-2011 at 02:52 AM by Wil

Nate's Avatar
What Max said and what WoF said and, speaking as someone who does not possess a foreskin but has seen a couple in his time, keep it clean inside. Anything after that is insignificant.
Posted 02-20-2011 at 03:22 AM by Nate

STM's Avatar
If you mean masturbation Max, that's not a problem...heh heh.

I suppose your right, I used to be squeamish of VJ too but after I saw that enough it doesn't phase me so I suppose it's just a case of eventually getting used to it.

Thanks for all the kind help people, I'll delete this blog in a few days because I don't want this to be a part of my time here, it just feels an awkward post really. Just wanna say everyone has helped.
Posted 02-20-2011 at 03:28 AM by STM

Phylum's Avatar
While you're getting comfortable with your penis, you may as well get used to other penises.There may even be an mod role in it for you.
Posted 02-20-2011 at 03:52 AM by Phylum

STM's Avatar
I'm sorry I don't get you...you mean what, be gay?
Posted 02-20-2011 at 03:53 AM by STM

Bullet Magnet's Avatar
There is a ring of skin near there opening of the foreskin that has the smallest circumference, you can feel it if you pull it open with two fingers, like a band. It stretches, but sometimes it does not stretch enough, or is too small anyway. Manually stretching it twice a day for a few minutes, not so it hurts but so you can feel the pressure, should loosen it over a matter of months without the need for surgical correction. The process might be sped up using pharmacological steroid creams to thin the skin, but I don't recommend any medication not prescribed by an actual doctor.
Posted 02-20-2011 at 08:46 AM by Bullet Magnet

Wil's Avatar
STM, how do you masturbate without pulling your foreskin back over your glans?
Posted 02-20-2011 at 10:23 AM by Wil

STM's Avatar
Leave it as it is.
Posted 02-20-2011 at 10:26 AM by STM

Ridg3's Avatar
How... unstimulating.
Posted 02-20-2011 at 10:33 AM by Ridg3

MA's Avatar
you've got balls, STM.

GET IT?
Posted 02-20-2011 at 10:40 AM by MA

STM's Avatar
Yessum.

I got three, I mean err two, yer normal people have two... =D
Posted 02-20-2011 at 10:52 AM by STM

Wil's Avatar
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How... unstimulating.
I know, I need more to work with than that.
Posted 02-20-2011 at 10:57 AM by Wil

MA's Avatar
PERV
Posted 02-20-2011 at 11:05 AM by MA

STM's Avatar
DRUNK!
Heh ok Max you dirty boi. I send much photo now?
Posted 02-20-2011 at 11:06 AM by STM

Wil's Avatar
PM them to me.
Posted 02-20-2011 at 11:55 AM by Wil

Bullet Magnet's Avatar
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STM, how do you masturbate without pulling your foreskin back over your glans?
With some people, and I suspect this is correlated with those who don't or can't pull back the foreskin often (though cause and effect may be either way around), the glans is extremely sensitive. Direct abrasive contact, even with lubricant, is as appealing as rubbing your eyes without closing them, ie directly scrubbing the conjunctiva.
Posted 02-20-2011 at 02:27 PM by Bullet Magnet

Wil's Avatar
That doesn't explain how he masturbates without doing it.

Are you one of these people?
Posted 02-20-2011 at 03:05 PM by Wil

Bullet Magnet's Avatar
I suppose it is plausible that my hours of random research just happen to include other people's sexual health.
Posted 02-20-2011 at 03:23 PM by Bullet Magnet

STM's Avatar
Hey let us not discuss my retarded funky time, there are women on these forums!
Posted 02-21-2011 at 03:11 AM by STM

Nate's Avatar
So what? It's not like you had a chance with any of them.
Posted 02-21-2011 at 04:38 AM by Nate

Zozo the Zrilufet's Avatar
teehee he sed penis
Posted 02-21-2011 at 05:04 AM by Zozo the Zrilufet

 






 
 
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