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Fight for the Quad?

Posted 02-10-2011 at 09:42 AM by STM
Looks like shit's hit the fan for me. Due to a complex number of events, I found myself squaring up to this apparenlty,
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'fucking hard, hard as rock, Rocky fucking Balboa'
, and while my mates backed me up sufficiently at school. It appears that by refusing to fight him, making him look like a prat in front of his 'honeys' and generally taking the piss. He's going to get me. Now, him, I'm not scared of, he lives up my road and hangs out with people who look about 10 but his friends are part of a gang and one guy who I know got in trouble for fighting in a turf war which saw him stabbed some place nasty. I want to sort this out myself and apparently I got until 13:00...do you think I should run or...if the threat becomes real, fight them to dissipate their threats.

If I sound scared, I'm not, I just prefer to use mind of muscle in a confrontation. Stupid fucking chavs.
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OddjobAbe's Avatar
Turf war? None of those people own the "turf" anyway. It's most likely the council's property. Goes to show that only half-wits get involved with gangs, which is why you should avoid confrontation. As much as these fools need putting in their place, it's probably best to keep away. Their stupidity is dangerous.
Posted 02-10-2011 at 10:04 AM by OddjobAbe

Bullet Magnet's Avatar
Spike their kebabs with THC and distract them with non-sequiturs.
Posted 02-10-2011 at 12:10 PM by Bullet Magnet

Ridg3's Avatar
Call them names from afar. But seriously... stay away, people like that tend to not give a flying shite about beating the shit into one person.

But if you get him on his own, give him a hiding.
Posted 02-10-2011 at 12:46 PM by Ridg3

Bullet Magnet's Avatar
Before you fuck their shit up, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile away, and have their shoes.
Posted 02-10-2011 at 12:49 PM by Bullet Magnet

MeechMunchie's Avatar
Way to misquote Dicworld trolls.
Posted 02-10-2011 at 01:18 PM by MeechMunchie

Bullet Magnet's Avatar
That's not where I heard it.
Posted 02-10-2011 at 01:28 PM by Bullet Magnet

MeechMunchie's Avatar
Where did you hear it?

I'm aware that Terry Pratchett probably didn't invent the term, it just seemed to me the most likely place where you, a Dicworld fan, would pick it up.

In any event, you still did it wrong. Nothing major, just a few vocabulary changes.
Posted 02-10-2011 at 01:34 PM by MeechMunchie

STM's Avatar
Well thanks I guess. To be fair, I'm not worried about tomorrow, I have four guys who said they'd back me up and at the worst, I'll be outnumbered 2-1 but this little showdown will only go ahead if they nick our bloody football again. And we'll have some sixth formers then. Meh, one of these guys who is 'dead 'ard' gets the shakes in school sometimes because he needs fags so badly.
Posted 02-10-2011 at 01:35 PM by STM

Ridg3's Avatar
He smokes? Stay away from him, he's definitely trouble.
Posted 02-10-2011 at 01:41 PM by Ridg3

MA's Avatar
this may sound like i'm being a dick, but fuck, its school. save your energy for when you really need it, instead of wasting it on some fucking 'boy from the hood' who thinks he has to prove his dick really isn't as small as the girls make out.

i'll say what i've said before: brains, passiveness and knuckles. in that order, you have an exceptional form of defense. use your head.

i know i'm not really one to preach what with my previous mishaps, but when something like this happens to me i usually lose the plot anyway. its all over within a few minutes with either me or someone else worse off. you, on the other hand, can see this coming and have a choice, or are at least being level-headed. do whatever you're going to do, but be smart about it.

hug a tree.
Posted 02-10-2011 at 06:08 PM by MA

T-nex's Avatar
Then make out with it!
Posted 02-10-2011 at 07:09 PM by T-nex

Mac Sirloin's Avatar
Then cut it down and sell the marterials to a mill.

Then rent the land out to some people, making it a popular party spot. Eventually, these ruffians will come a stridin', so you gotta destroy the paperwork from when you sold the tree. That way, the tree will come back and they'll be trapped in it for 1000 years.
Posted 02-10-2011 at 08:04 PM by Mac Sirloin

Sekto Springs's Avatar
I think George Carlin said it. The shoes joke I mean.
Posted 02-10-2011 at 10:00 PM by Sekto Springs

STM's Avatar
Well, the bastard didn't even show up for a fight and I now have a reputation for being 'bad-arse' I don't know if I like that and hopefully things will go back to normal.

@MA - I agree, making him look like a total dick without even throwing a punch was much more amusing that watching him flounder around on the floor with a nose bleed.
Posted 02-11-2011 at 08:03 AM by STM

Dixanadu's Avatar
Smash the fucker's face in with a brick.
Posted 02-11-2011 at 08:56 AM by Dixanadu

Ridg3's Avatar
Posted 02-11-2011 at 09:06 AM by Ridg3

MeechMunchie's Avatar
How do I +rep blog comments?
Posted 02-12-2011 at 08:38 AM by MeechMunchie

 

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