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Go now, yellow haired warrior.

Posted 01-16-2011 at 03:35 PM by shaman
Updated 01-17-2011 at 02:36 PM by shaman
So, i quit jujitsu and started tai' chi last week. It's fucking awesome. I love it and i'll be returning. No really never go on the way something looks. It's a hell of a matial art. It's like a relaxed ok - let's - talk - about- this kind of fighting style, and after the ten week coarse there's a saber style.

Also, (hopefully) i'll get that job i applied for. The glory of Morrison's Since an Akai Jitsu class is operating a few blocks from me i was thinking of putting my name in for that aswell once i've got a little more of an income.

I'll be a god damn machine.

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Mr. Bungle's Avatar
Ha! Somebody cares.

me
Posted 01-16-2011 at 09:11 PM by Mr. Bungle

OANST's Avatar
I'm trying to think of a way to twist this into a joke about being Wiccan, and coming up short. Goddamn you.
Posted 01-17-2011 at 11:06 AM by OANST

MA's Avatar
you will become the Shaminator.
Posted 01-17-2011 at 01:10 PM by MA

shaman's Avatar
I did Jitsu for five years and i'm hopeuflly starting Akai Jitsu later this month if i can only get that little job. Plus the ten week coarse in Yang Tai Chi and the saber practise that follows. I'm damn pleased i can tell you.

And at the risk of sounding like a smarmy shit, it has come in handy.

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I'm trying to think of a way to twist this into a joke about being Wiccan, and coming up short. Goddamn you.
You're losing your fucking touch. The old you would have said: You should learn defense against the dark arts or something.
Posted 01-17-2011 at 02:48 PM by shaman

Havoc's Avatar
Can I hire you to kill someone?
Posted 01-17-2011 at 04:33 PM by Havoc

Wil's Avatar
The Acheron will be clogged with bergs before I recognize Tai Chi as a martial art. Note that this elevates its appeal in my head.
Posted 01-18-2011 at 03:50 AM by Wil

shaman's Avatar
Oh it's a martial art. Make no mistake.
Posted 01-18-2011 at 01:21 PM by shaman

Wil's Avatar
Then its appeal has declined. Congratulations, you just failed Advertising 101.
Posted 01-18-2011 at 04:00 PM by Wil

 

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