Some cuntlicks
Posted 12-31-2010 at 08:22 AM by STM
Yesterday it was still cold enough for me to go to the massive lake nearby and go walkees on it with a couple of girls, we got their and there was this old bloke already on there with his kids who must've been about 7. Anywho we all go on but wouldn't you know a couple of chavs ride up on their bikes, these guys are like in their 20s or something but they all start swearing at the bloke with his kids telling him that his kids are going to drown when the ice breaks and that they won't lift a finger to save them.
I felt sorry for the guy so I told them to piss of, macho complex kicking in being around girls...real stupid. The chav gets of his bike and starts walking towards me,
"I'm gonna smash your face through the ice!"
I think at this points the kids that the man was with are pretty scared so he only goes and pisses off leaving me on thin ice (geddit) with two angry chavs coming towards me. Ack long story short I spend ten minutes on the thinnest bit of ice I could have picked in the middle of the lake with two guys standing about four metres away trying to kick the ice in. Not so fun but the girls thought it was pretty funny. >=(
