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So do I, then I'm like "Hey there you shameful fucker! Stop the masturbatin' already!"

This happens at least three times a day.

When I was on my gap year between high school and university, I went with my youth group to Israel. Because of the risks involved (and the even more pressing dangers imagined by our parents), the guy in charge of our program needed to answer his phone when it rang, no matter the time of day or what he was doing.

Quite often he would answer it sounding out of breath only to tell me, when he found out who it was, to call back in ten minutes. A few months later, he announced his wife was pregnant. We assumed that they really had to work at it.

I only ever think about that when I call my mom.

I think about that when I call my wife.

You sick fuckers, I never think about that.

yeah, but you never ring anyone.

He got you, cunt.

Oanst is a cuckold.

Thanks for explaining my joke, T-Nex. What would we have done without you?

OANST is a cockholder.

That wasn't a joke, admin it.

I'll admin you.

Fuck You. Im writing from my sisters touch phone and it sucks. cuckolder!

I've never cheated on April.

Thats not what i said. Unless cuckolder means that, which i now think it does. Blah. April is a month.

What about the rest of the year?

OHOHO!

I'd imagine you'd have to get off her first.

OHOHO!

she doesn't exist.

OHOHO!

Who gives a flying fuck if you're interrupting intimacy, bastards should only be sexing for bebez! The more you interrupt a couple the more grateful they are.