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The coolest historical figure ever

Posted 12-07-2010 at 02:09 PM by Sekto Springs
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moxco's Avatar
You dick, I just laughed out coffee all over my keyboard.
Posted 12-07-2010 at 02:40 PM by moxco

Sekto Springs's Avatar
Don't laugh. He can kick your ass and you know it.
Posted 12-07-2010 at 02:56 PM by Sekto Springs

AlexFili's Avatar
Che Guevara.
Posted 12-07-2010 at 02:57 PM by AlexFili

Nate's Avatar


He has elephant feet.
Posted 12-07-2010 at 04:46 PM by Nate

Sekto Springs's Avatar
According to the wiki, one of his stockings was the size of a sack.
Posted 12-07-2010 at 06:58 PM by Sekto Springs

Bullet Magnet's Avatar
A gentleman, by my reckoning.
Posted 12-07-2010 at 07:16 PM by Bullet Magnet

Sekto Springs's Avatar
Thee gentlemen.
Posted 12-07-2010 at 09:05 PM by Sekto Springs

Phylum's Avatar
:
There was no question of his body being returned to Leicester, and so on 22 June, it was placed inside an elm coffin, 6 feet 4 inches long, 4 feet 4 inches wide and 2 feet 4 inches deep (193 cm × 132 cm × 71 cm), built on wheels to allow it to be moved. The coffin was so large that to wheel it out of the inn and to the newly opened burial ground at the rear of St Martin's Church, the window and wall of his apartment were demolished. A suitably sized grave had been dug, with a sloping approach to avoid the need to lower the coffin from above, but on 23 June, it nonetheless took almost half an hour for twenty men to pull Lambert's enormous coffin into the grave.
The last sentence is hilarious.
Posted 12-07-2010 at 11:18 PM by Phylum

MA's Avatar
i don't know why people seem to be laughing at him, because i find him pretty impressive. not his size, but the things he did.

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On one occasion, while he was watching a dancing bear on display in Blue Boar Lane, his dog slipped loose and bit it. The bear knocked the dog to the ground, and Lambert asked its keeper to restrain it so he could retrieve his wounded animal; however, the keeper removed the bear's muzzle so it could attack the dog.[10] Lambert reportedly struck the bear with a pole and with his left hand, punched its head, knocking it to the ground to allow the dog to escape.
he punched a bear so hard it fell to the ground so he could save his dog. that is a man who could kill you instantly if he were to hit you in the head. he was also a keen sportsman and very intelligent. i'd like to have him on my side in a fight.
Posted 12-08-2010 at 08:45 AM by MA

MeechMunchie's Avatar
He would make a good shield.
Posted 12-08-2010 at 09:09 AM by MeechMunchie
Updated 12-09-2010 at 11:28 AM by MeechMunchie

MA's Avatar
NO HE'S AMAZING FUCK YOU
Posted 12-08-2010 at 09:58 AM by MA

Sekto Springs's Avatar
He is amazing. I didn't make this blog with the intention of mocking him. The fact that he's cartoonishly porcine is of little consequence. It's the fact that despite his appearance, he kicked more ass and made more friends than all of us combined.

We need a national Lambert Day.
Posted 12-08-2010 at 01:12 PM by Sekto Springs

T-nex's Avatar
It's ok to laugh at something yet love it at the same time.

Seems like a cool enough dude.
Posted 12-09-2010 at 04:33 AM by T-nex

Sekto Springs's Avatar
We're laughing with him not at him! WITH!
Posted 12-09-2010 at 09:56 AM by Sekto Springs

MeechMunchie's Avatar
What's wrong with both? He probably laughed at himself from time to time.



I knew him Horatio, a fellow of surprising corpulency.
Posted 12-09-2010 at 11:28 AM by MeechMunchie
Updated 12-09-2010 at 11:32 AM by MeechMunchie

MA's Avatar
he was actually very sensitive about his weight.

so there.
Posted 12-10-2010 at 04:34 AM by MA

Dipstikk's Avatar
"tell the gentleman that I am a shy cock"

SOMETIMES IT JUST NEEDS COAXING LOVE
Posted 12-21-2010 at 12:55 AM by Dipstikk
Updated 12-21-2010 at 01:05 AM by Dipstikk

 

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