Don't you hate it when people post obnoxious text at the top of their blog and you have to scroll past it every time you want to read what they've posted? Man, I really hate that.
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I wrote a poem! (Oh no-em!)I believe it highlights one of the greatest, most infuriating degradations to fester within our society at this time.
I call it Ode to Cloudy Apple Juice Begone! O cloudy apple juice! Thine taste art most obscene! I'd rather drink a foul mix Of soap and kerosene! Begone! O cloudy apple juice! Most curséd on my lips! I wouldst not sup such nectar vile With eggs or ham or chips! Begone! O cloudy apple juice! You really aren't that nice! (I wish more people would observe This free and wise advice!) Begone! O cloudy apple juice So I couldst hope, next time My mother shops, she wouldst purchase The nice, non-cloudy kind. My two regrets are trying to rhyme 'obscene' with 'kerosene', and not including enough exclamation marks. One day I'll have to post a recording of me reading this. |
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